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Create A Hallmark Moment! by Migines(m): 1:20pm On Nov 22, 2007 |
Greeting cards are getting expensive, so why not design your very own Hallmark Moment with some these sayings: "I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. After having met you, I've changed my mind." "I must admit, you brought religion into my life. I never believed in Hell till I met you." "Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder: What the heck was I thinking?" "If I get only one thing for Christmas, I hope it's your sister." "As you grow older, Mum, I think of all the gifts you've given me. Like the need for therapy, " "Thanks for being a part of my life! I never new what evil was before this!" "Money is tight, times are hard, here's your @#$/& Christmas card!!!" "Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go, I would like you to take this knife out of my back. You'll probably need it again." "Sorry things didn't work out, but I can't handle guys with breasts that are bigger than mine." "When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise." "The holidays are a great time to be with family. Of course, your family won't be with you, since I'm taking the kids and moving in with my sister, you cheating bastard!" |
Re: Create A Hallmark Moment! by kronkykay(m): 11:55pm On Nov 22, 2007 |
CAUTION!!!! DO NOT TRY THIS WITH A WARRI GIRL. I CAN ASSURE YOU, IF U CANT FIND YOUR GEOGRAPHY, THEN YOU ARE HISTORY. |
Re: Create A Hallmark Moment! by ituen(m): 12:20pm On Nov 24, 2007 |
Is that wat u think? U don try Igbo girls |
Re: Create A Hallmark Moment! by clemcykul(f): 5:32pm On Nov 24, 2007 |
il never pray for this! dats what showbobo gave to naijagurly and she disappeared for life lol |
Re: Create A Hallmark Moment! by kronkykay(m): 7:29pm On Nov 24, 2007 |
showbobo! where are u? you have a case to answer. how come u sent away the only |
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