My Dearest Clem,

Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane. There I saw you with your cute circular face, conical nose and spherical eyes, standing in your triangular garden. Before seeing you my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated.

My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making good binary relation with me. The cosine of my love for you extends to infinity. I promise that I should not resolve you into partial functions but if I do so, you can integrate me by applying the limits from zero to infinity.You are as essential to me as an element of a set. The geometry of my life revolves around your acute personality.

My love, if you do not meet me at parabola restaurant on date 10 at sunset, when the sun is making an angle of 160 degrees, my heart would be like a solved polynomial of degree 10. With love from your higher order derivatives of maxima and minima, of an unknown function.

Yours ever loving,

Migines.

Dude, even Leonardo Fibonacci didnt write such love letter to Rosza Peter. I hope u r not trying to integrate her Pascal triangle ko

no i'm only trying to elevate the angle of inclination of our infinite love

We need to plot the Parabolic and angular projection to this wanton display of pandemic affection. I am still waitng to hear the attndant response from Clems to what to know what her trigonometric intentions are with the present vicissitudes of issues.

the variables to this unholy liason are parallel
1. measure the angle of projection to the vertical displacemnt
2. divide by the sum square and you'll get a trig. ratio coplanar to eistein 2nd law of forcefields
3. subtract additives and you'll arrive at a set ratio that is relative in mass,size and weight

U are just attempting to depreciate the coefficient of the altitude of my love 4 clem. But i'm happy to tell u that d undivided luv i have 4 her is xpanding and tending towards infinity.

to attract clems geometric circulation, multiply calculated and impartial vibrations that emphasise your potential parameters. dismiss irregular measures of centeral tendencies, and provide yourself an equilibrium that quantifies potential aptitude.

I can't believe you played me. After this you'd come back in a full circle and make your null and void set promises to me all over again. I have now found the derivative of my potential boyfriends on Nairaland and discovered you're no longer included in the range of that domain. Put the blame squarely on your shoulders if you die in the action film.

*Cooing*
suga suga suga

riddle me this
will u declare ur love for ur boyfriend in public ryte beside ur husband and not espect an exothermic reaction?
Besides wat can i say? Clem is my missing rib.

Scientifically explain whose love I declared in public. It must have been a systematic error.

I'm only siting an example

suga, do u want a pay back on him? we can both difuse into momentous impetus.

What is the Dy/Dx of this letter

@ituen
Cant u differentiate

For the infinite time pope I'll tell you, I don't react well with popes. The reaction would be at exactly absolute zero.

@pope
i think i have to reduce all factors that keep u living by dividing u into 2 equall halfs burn one half and throw away ur remainder
@suga
dont let pope divide u and me the addition of this post should show u that our love is still lyk a 20by20 matrice.

So who do you love? This is a quadratic equation whose answer is either x1 or x2, me being x1 and clemcykul being x2.

Dats a difficult problem but lets just say. . . . . . Two can play d game. A'int no crime.

Dats a difficult problem but lets just say. . . . . . Two can play d game. A'int no crime.

@suga
by his submission, u can see migines may not be aiming your heart after all, neither the saucekid. i insist lets put an end to this, me and you.

@migines
have you heard about the cat with nine lives. or do i need to take off my cassock for you to see wots beneat

lol

@pope
wat gave u that impression? My luv for suga is beyond human comprehension so it myte be strange to u.
*shoots pope in the head*

dodges bullet with a swift bend like Keanu Reeves. staggers forward towards Migs and unleashes fireballs.

Oh Miggy what a love letter!! almowt as romantic as the one Ituen sent me
Clemcy am happy for u ooo

suga suga plz leave Mig for Clemcy ok?
they come a long way
choose any other guy on NLD _{don't dare look at Ituen ok?}

I'd try but they can't leave me alone.

@suga
try chaging ur name to water water lips or vinegar lips

lmao u guys makes life so lovely on nairaland. . . .keep it up guys
besides, someobody should write a love letter too o! or else

my love letter
the projection of the rate of pumps of my heart is aimed at meltdown
chemically speaking,we are homogenous substances reacting togeda in a crucible of pysiological,psycological,emotional,material and all the rials that pertains to this reaction
mathematically,our variables of both the polynomial and binomials are in constant concord
meaning dy/dx=vdu udv
----- *-------
dx dy

i have no more words to propound this endothermic reaction but await the combustion of your centrifugation

love ,
me

clemcy, so na you this pple wan take formula finish. By the time they diffrentiate and intergrate you finish, nothing go remain o.

I hope migines hopes to use the almighty formula, because the rate at which i see rivals, thats the only formula that might work, and clemcy for this thing to work btw you and migines, just make sure you reciprocate because according to newton he said "for every action, there must be an equal and opposite reaction"

so guys i wish u luck

whispers "clemcy i hope you will be faithful ti migines, and not be like tessy that did the do with a hundred guys"

ohhh, myyyyy! *enters reluctantly, see letter, smiles, keeps on reading letter smile becomes grin and grin goes back to a big smile* flutters eyelashes after reading letter* *rushes off and hugs dalyn* uve made my day

@All this is my love letter pls dont spoil my day heyyy Tess i got a letter too

Glad u luvit honnie.

*na my own she read*
hehe

^{gives her a for luvin it}