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Dont Laugh! by sogoisrael(m): 10:54pm On Jun 05, 2012
This happened @ A̶̲̥̅ convent!
Sister A̶̲̥̅ : father 4giv ♍ƺ I av sinned
Father: what did U̶̲̥̅̊ D̶̲̥̅̊Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡?
Sister A̶̲̥̅ : I saw A̶̲̥̅ man's penis
Father: argh go say 10 hail mary Ãήϑ wash uя eyes I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ d water basin.
Soon after that sister B came
Sis B: 4giv ♍ƺ father I av sinned
Father: w@ did U̶̲̥̅̊ D̶̲̥̅̊Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡?
Sister B: I touched A̶̲̥̅ man's penis
Father: what!!! Go Ãήϑ say 20 hail mary Ãήϑ wash uя hand I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ d basin.
Not long from den, dier was A̶̲̥̅ fyt upstairs Ãήϑ father got there, sister C Ãήϑ sister D were arguing
Father: what happened?
Sisteer C: father, dier ȋ̝̊̅§ no way I will wash my mouth I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ d@ water wier she washed her ass already!
Re: Dont Laugh! by realsammie(m): 6:52pm On Jun 06, 2012
so? no be thesame stuff they get
Re: Dont Laugh! by Lagusta(m): 11:11pm On Jun 06, 2012
No vex ooo, me i laugh ooo

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Re: Dont Laugh! by Nnaemesco(m): 11:18pm On Jun 06, 2012
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sogoisrael: This happened @ A̶̲̥̅ convent!
Sister A̶̲̥̅ : father 4giv ♍ƺ I av sinned
Father: what did U̶̲̥̅̊ D̶̲̥̅̊Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡?
Sister A̶̲̥̅ : I saw A̶̲̥̅ man's penis
Father: argh go say 10 hail mary Ãήϑ wash uя eyes I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ d water basin.
Soon after that sister B came
Sis B: 4giv ♍ƺ father I av sinned
Father: w@ did U̶̲̥̅̊ D̶̲̥̅̊Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡?
Sister B: I touched A̶̲̥̅ man's penis
Father: what!!! Go Ãήϑ say 20 hail mary Ãήϑ wash uя hand I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ d basin.
Not long from den, dier was A̶̲̥̅ fyt upstairs Ãήϑ father got there, sister C Ãήϑ sister D were arguing
Father: what happened?
Sisteer C: father, dier ȋ̝̊̅§ no way I will wash my mouth I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ d@ water wier she washed her ass already!
not that funny man,try explain better. . . cheesy
sogoisrael: This happened @ A̶̲̥̅ convent!
Sister A̶̲̥̅ : father 4giv ♍ƺ I av sinned
Father: what did U̶̲̥̅̊ D̶̲̥̅̊Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡?
Sister A̶̲̥̅ : I saw A̶̲̥̅ man's penis
Father: argh go say 10 hail mary Ãήϑ wash uя eyes I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ d water basin.
Soon after that sister B came
Sis B: 4giv ♍ƺ father I av sinned
Father: w@ did U̶̲̥̅̊ D̶̲̥̅̊Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡?
Sister B: I touched A̶̲̥̅ man's penis
Father: what!!! Go Ãήϑ say 20 hail mary Ãήϑ wash uя hand I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ d basin.
Not long from den, dier was A̶̲̥̅ fyt upstairs Ãήϑ father got there, sister C Ãήϑ sister D were arguing
Father: what happened?
Sisteer C: father, dier ȋ̝̊̅§ no way I will wash my mouth I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ d@ water wier she washed her ass already!
not that funny man,try explain better. . .
Re: Dont Laugh! by Henley96: 9:26am On Jun 07, 2012
[img]http://www.50centloseweight.com[/img]Thanks for sharing.
Re: Dont Laugh! by dubem3(m): 6:56am On Jun 11, 2012
Nnaemesco: [color=#006600][/color]not that funny man,try explain better. . . :Dnot that funny man,try explain better. . .
get up from ur head
Re: Dont Laugh! by lawrenzoo: 7:06am On Jun 11, 2012
What is it that you people don't understand, sister A used her eyes to see, father asked her to go and wash it, sister B used her hand to touch the joystick, father asked her to wash her hand and since sister C and D already got into an argument, it means sister C used her mouth to suck while sister D used her bombom to (mouth sealed)
Re: Dont Laugh! by dubem3(m): 7:19am On Jun 11, 2012
^^^ onye nkuzi !!!
Re: Dont Laugh! by lawrenzoo: 7:25am On Jun 11, 2012
dubem3: ^^^ onye nkuzi !!!
meaning?
Re: Dont Laugh! by dubem3(m): 7:29am On Jun 11, 2012
teacher
Re: Dont Laugh! by toygod2: 5:26am On Jul 29, 2012
faints
Re: Dont Laugh! by Murphy7h4: 2:03pm On Jul 29, 2012
Look good

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