Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,157,907 members, 7,835,028 topics. Date: Tuesday, 21 May 2024 at 01:23 AM

List Of Committees Inaugurated By GEJ In The Last One Year - Politics (3) - Nairaland

Nairaland Forum / Nairaland / General / Politics / List Of Committees Inaugurated By GEJ In The Last One Year (11637 Views)

Saraki Announces Names Of Chairmen Of Committees..see List / Buhari Inaugurated By Obasanjo As Petroleum Minister In 1976 (Pic) / Lagos Court Of Arbitration Inaugurated By Fashola (photo) (2) (3) (4)

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (Reply) (Go Down)

Re: List Of Committees Inaugurated By GEJ In The Last One Year by Yvvette(f): 9:24pm On Jun 07, 2012
Committee to disolve all the committees would be much appreciated!

1 Like

Re: List Of Committees Inaugurated By GEJ In The Last One Year by ypzilanti: 9:24pm On Jun 07, 2012
Commitee to review the immediate cause of the proliferation and duplication of commitees.

1 Like

Re: List Of Committees Inaugurated By GEJ In The Last One Year by Corlah: 9:30pm On Jun 07, 2012
LWKMD abeg make gej set up committee 2 disband the committee

1 Like

Re: List Of Committees Inaugurated By GEJ In The Last One Year by belvo(m): 9:32pm On Jun 07, 2012
doofanc:
To be fair to Gej, some of the committees have come up with some pretty good recommendations(eg the Danjuma panel.

The problem is usually with implementation.

But of course a majority of the other committees are simply time wasters
why form them if u know u will not impliment their recomendations.mind u they don't come cheap
Re: List Of Committees Inaugurated By GEJ In The Last One Year by mutiply: 9:46pm On Jun 07, 2012
committe of renamin uniport to patience ebele university(PEJU) and delsu to james ibori university(jamiu)

2 Likes

Re: List Of Committees Inaugurated By GEJ In The Last One Year by emiye(m): 9:54pm On Jun 07, 2012
Committee - A Group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary. tongue tongue tongue
Re: List Of Committees Inaugurated By GEJ In The Last One Year by 1025: 9:54pm On Jun 07, 2012
it is very unfortunate that nigeria has gotten to a stage where our president cannot win the president of Benin Republic in an election for ecowas chairman. it is a sign that the outside world are now aware that we are nothing but a joke of a democracy.
it is more touching that we have a men and women so shameless that they don't care what ppl outside there are saying.
committee on typing and posting on nairaland.
how can you have a president that will always wash his backside before going to toilet? u rename unilag before going to the house to seek their consent. you wait till over 200 nigerians die before setting up ur criminal committees? where is that thief they call hembe? no be one of the committees chairmen? thief searching for thief.
all these endless committees are other means of pdp looting out funds.

1 Like

Re: List Of Committees Inaugurated By GEJ In The Last One Year by Delafruita(m): 10:23pm On Jun 07, 2012
mutiply: committe of renamin uniport to patience ebele university(PEJU) and delsu to james ibori university(JAMIU)
ol boy u wan take lafta kill me

1 Like

Re: List Of Committees Inaugurated By GEJ In The Last One Year by malc619(m): 10:24pm On Jun 07, 2012
grin grin grin grin grin

Una nor dey fear..??

Ά̲̣̥ Committee chaired by Patience Jonathan to stop Boko-Haram from "killing people and making the children a WIDOWS".. grin grin grin grin grin grin

1 Like

Re: List Of Committees Inaugurated By GEJ In The Last One Year by heymaykher(m): 10:25pm On Jun 07, 2012
[b][/b]
musKeeto: very soon
Wife of the President english committee
na that one they suprise me......and sori to ask re they paying all these committee and wir re they getting all these money. and they will be telling us there is know money. i'm tired of this country....
Re: List Of Committees Inaugurated By GEJ In The Last One Year by dont8(m): 10:28pm On Jun 07, 2012
damilola15: He is in what year now?
No committee in place yet to know that!

2 Likes

Re: List Of Committees Inaugurated By GEJ In The Last One Year by SisiKill1: 10:31pm On Jun 07, 2012
LMFAO @ Thread cheesy cheesy

1 Like

Re: List Of Committees Inaugurated By GEJ In The Last One Year by Biggyd2: 10:47pm On Jun 07, 2012
OMG. King Jona go hear wehnnn!!! Good thread. Talking about serious stuff with some fun. wink
Re: List Of Committees Inaugurated By GEJ In The Last One Year by Tonionyeka(m): 10:56pm On Jun 07, 2012
Ọdị mma
Re: List Of Committees Inaugurated By GEJ In The Last One Year by thoniann(m): 10:57pm On Jun 07, 2012
COMMITTEE ON "RUNZ BABES" AND OTHER ASHAWO RELATED OFFENCES (CRBARO).
Re: List Of Committees Inaugurated By GEJ In The Last One Year by ypzilanti: 10:59pm On Jun 07, 2012
Security Adviser: Oga, the people are angry with the government...no light, no water, poor education, bad roads. They are gathered outside rioting.

GEJ: Immediately set up a commitee to look into their grievances. A high powered 10 man commitee.

Security Adviser: Oga, I just told you their grievances...no light, no water, poor education...Maybe we should do something immediately.

GEJ: Are you not the same person that told me that Boko Haram is PDP and PDP is Boko Haram? What nonsense! Just pray that the 15 man high powered commitee I just appointed to review your employment does not recommend that i sack you.

Security Adviser: (to self as he walks away) Is that one a threat? As if you take the advice of your numerous commitees.

2 Likes

Re: List Of Committees Inaugurated By GEJ In The Last One Year by dont8(m): 11:01pm On Jun 07, 2012
.
Re: List Of Committees Inaugurated By GEJ In The Last One Year by dont8(m): 11:02pm On Jun 07, 2012
mordi4evah: Committee to call Beaf name witout fia! tongue
Presidential Looting Commitee!
Facebook gisting committee
Jona mus win 2015 committee
Hold Laggos to standstill committee
Condolence Registahg signing committee.
I don laf die 4 hia
Your spelling needs committee, hope GEJ don't get to read this, he'll term it EDUCATIONAL SYSTEM REVIEW COMMITTEE headed by Beaf.
Re: List Of Committees Inaugurated By GEJ In The Last One Year by Gbawe: 11:04pm On Jun 07, 2012
Abeg, let us look out for the advisory committee for Presidential shoe issues. We all know the President was shoeless but now ,as a very rich man, he needs a committee to help him shop for shoes to match the 'occasion'.

First in line, for a President who enjoys kicking Nigerians up the azz, must be the titanium capped boot. Able to ram even a Crocodile's tough bottom into Sunday when the kick is applied on a Monday.

Next must be the loafers crafted from the finest Chameleon leader. Able to become Ebele today, Adewale tomorrow, Hamza on Tuesday or whatever da heck GEJ needs to impress his audience of the day.

"Aladura" moccasins is next. It is the one to be worn when Nigerians are urged to pray after one tragedy or the other.

Abeg, guys, help out a President with no shoes before his expensive committee does.
Re: List Of Committees Inaugurated By GEJ In The Last One Year by joelala(m): 11:04pm On Jun 07, 2012
committee to look into why NIGERIANS dont trust the affairs and investigation being carried out by other committees.
Re: List Of Committees Inaugurated By GEJ In The Last One Year by Auxilliary(m): 11:16pm On Jun 07, 2012
Billyonaire: Do you follow international politics ? I bet some of you dont have DSTV, its a normal thing in a governance, abi na GEJ wan become Aviation Engineer to research crash ? Murr fukkers
Re: List Of Committees Inaugurated By GEJ In The Last One Year by alhussanglegma: 11:25pm On Jun 07, 2012
niddamugu: That's not the end. When they all come up with their recommendations, he will inaugurate "high-powered" Technical committees to further look into their various recommendations........
niddamugu: That's not the end. When they all come up with their recommendations, he will inaugurate "high-powered" Technical committees to further look into their various recommendations........
niddamugu: That's not the end. When they all come up with their recommendations, he will inaugurate "high-powered" Technical committees to further look into their various recommendations........
Re: List Of Committees Inaugurated By GEJ In The Last One Year by tribalism(m): 11:27pm On Jun 07, 2012
GEJ just came into power and nigeria failed, what a combination of different societies that do not see things same way. those who think GEJ is the problem should quietly take a brake to yankari games reserve so they could recover from what i will call "long term of power holding and the regret of handover" sorry! sorry!! sorry!!!
Re: List Of Committees Inaugurated By GEJ In The Last One Year by Nobody: 11:32pm On Jun 07, 2012
commitee to review the number of vows made by gej
commitee to track the progress of gsj's campaign promises
commitee to oversee posts on gej's wall
committee to oversee patience grammer
Re: List Of Committees Inaugurated By GEJ In The Last One Year by ypzilanti: 11:35pm On Jun 07, 2012
tribalism: GEJ just came into power and nigeria failed, what a combination of different societies that do not see things same way. those who think GEJ is the problem should quietly take a brake to yankari games reserve so they could recover from what i will call "long term of power holding and the regret of handover" sorry! sorry!! sorry!!!

Stop with the excuses. Give Nigeria to Fashola, Akpabio, or Oshimole...even Donald Duke. In Two years, you would not have solved all the problems, but you would have a feeling that you were heading somewhere good. With your man the hopelessness is suffocating.
Re: List Of Committees Inaugurated By GEJ In The Last One Year by kasiem(m): 11:40pm On Jun 07, 2012
Make una no worry, gej go soon set a committee to look into una frustration. And he'l set up another one which will buy otapiapia for u guys
Re: List Of Committees Inaugurated By GEJ In The Last One Year by chijokz(m): 12:42am On Jun 08, 2012
Gbawe:

Shortly after, that committee will also need another committee to explain it's failure to find out why other committees have failed grin grin grin

Gbam!!!
Re: List Of Committees Inaugurated By GEJ In The Last One Year by chigsmith: 4:48am On Jun 08, 2012
apoti: Isaac Osuoka once said "Anytime Jonathan sets up a committee, you know the man is not serious. Or he just doesn’t care". It now seems that statement is very true.

If we rate the performance of a president only by the number of committees/boards/task-forces inaugurated then Uncle Jona will surely be the best president in the world. What are the outcomes of these committees unfortunately they have not had any direct impact on the lives of Nigerians angry cry

I tried to compile the list of committees/boards/task-forces (in no particular order)set up by President Jonathan in the last one year below:

1. Subsidy reinvestment board
2. Committee on post-election violence
3. Committee to identify leakages and waste in the Ministries, Departments and Agencies
4. Committee for airport upgrading
5. Justice Alfa Belgore committee
6. Presidential Committee on Award of Post-Graduate Scholar-ship to first class graduates
7. Presidential Committee on the Rationalisation and Restructuring of Federal Government Parastatals, Commissions and Agencies
8. Committee to negotiate with the radical Islamist sect Boko Haram
9. Committee to ratify FG contracts and procurements
10.Pensions Reform Task Force
11.Committee on transparency in the oil sector
12.committee set up to decongest the ports
13.Committee to monitor oil exports
14.committee saddled with the responsibility of expelling all unqualified students from the school
15.inter-ministerial committee to work out modalities for University lecturers to have a minimum PhD qualification
16.NDDC fact- finding committee
17.Presidential committee on road infrastructure
18.Presidential committee on restructuring and rationalisation of the Federal Civil Service

Mehn I don tire grin you can add your own

...he is still yet to set up the last committee maybe in 2015 .......committee to look into the reports from all the committees undecided
Re: List Of Committees Inaugurated By GEJ In The Last One Year by fortyfeet(m): 6:35am On Jun 08, 2012
malc619: grin grin grin grin grin

Una nor dey fear..??

Ά̲̣̥ Committee chaired by Patience Jonathan to stop Boko-Haram from "killing people and making the children a WIDOWS".. grin grin grin grin grin grin
so when boko haram kill people, children are made "a widows". GEJ is better than you over a million times. respect yourself and go back to school if you have been and if you have not been, quietly leave the internet. you hear?
Re: List Of Committees Inaugurated By GEJ In The Last One Year by apoti(m): 7:05am On Jun 08, 2012
fortyfeet:
so when boko haram kill people, children are made "a widows". GEJ is better than you over a million times. respect yourself and go back to school if you have been and if you have not been, quietly leave the internet. you hear?

The joke is on you tongue It was Patience Jonathan that made that statement sometimes ago

1 Like

Re: List Of Committees Inaugurated By GEJ In The Last One Year by xpagnol: 7:08am On Jun 08, 2012
@Princek12...Thats a good one u got here, me think it wil be useful too. Committee for setting up another committee indeed.
Re: List Of Committees Inaugurated By GEJ In The Last One Year by meedx: 7:25am On Jun 08, 2012
fortyfeet:
so when boko haram kill people, children are made "a widows". GEJ is better than you over a million times. respect yourself and go back to school if you have been and if you have not been, quietly leave the internet. you hear?
Unfortunately, that speech is attributed to Dame Patience Jonathan!

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (Reply)

FG, Boko-Haram Hold Secret Talks In Senegal.. / Young Officers Design & Build Drone / Gunmen Disguised As Women Killed In Maiduguri

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 36
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.