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| As A Last Resort. . . by tomX1(m): 2:43pm On Nov 22, 2007 |
An instructor in the Nigerian Airforce (NAF) was drilling a new corp of recruits on the techniques of bailing of a plane in mid-air. Instructor: On jumping out of the plane, reach over your right shoulder and pull the rip-cord. This will open your parachute. . . Recruit 1: What if that doesn't work? Instructor: No problem. Reach over your left shoulder and pull the other rip-cord to release your back-up parachute. Recruit 2: And if that still doesn't work? Instructor: Then you use the kapersky manouver. Grab your ankles and pull your knees up as high as possible. Put your head between your legs and push it down as far as possible. . . then kiss your arse good-bye. |
| Re: As A Last Resort. . . by clemcykul(f): 11:41am On Nov 23, 2007 |
ha hahaha lol @poster hope u don't expect me to kiss ur arse  because it's outdated   damn dat joke is gaddamn fooony hehehe |
| Re: As A Last Resort. . . by ayusman16(m): 11:52am On Nov 23, 2007 |
Nice one  |
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