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Re: Failing In Bed by Phiniter(m): 6:19pm On Nov 26, 2007 |
@poster Migines, by the time you put all this in practice, the devil go run leave hell fire for you I'm not saying I holy Pass oh! |
Re: Failing In Bed by Migines(m): 7:17pm On Nov 26, 2007 |
If d devil leaves hell for me, i will extinguish the fire do some renovations bring in leather chairs and install air con. Then this world world will be a beta place 4 u and i. |
Re: Failing In Bed by MrTurkey(m): 7:24pm On Nov 26, 2007 |
Migines:still not taking the global turkey population into consideration i see |
Re: Failing In Bed by topeteadr(m): 7:28pm On Nov 26, 2007 |
Na u'll be d 1st turkey i'll eat. *plan's to take out mr turkey* ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. |
Re: Failing In Bed by kronkykay(m): 7:54pm On Nov 26, 2007 |
Migines: and where the hell do you intend to keep the devil? |
Re: Failing In Bed by topeteadr(m): 8:04pm On Nov 26, 2007 |
In ur house. |
Re: Failing In Bed by kronkykay(m): 11:03am On Nov 27, 2007 |
sure welcome i had a place ready for him. always knew miggy will one day decide to overthrow the guy. but it's too bad that the place i got is the 1st house on thomas street somewhere around ajah. quite cossy for him thoh |
Re: Failing In Bed by tessybaby(f): 1:42pm On Nov 27, 2007 |
D4don007: i have not even come to this thread and u are already calling my name!! na wa for u oo plz don't confuse me for temmysexy ok |
Re: Failing In Bed by ituen(m): 6:57pm On Nov 27, 2007 |
Dont m,ind him baby, Na brain-draw im get. cannot think well in the afternoon |
Re: Failing In Bed by Phiniter(m): 7:30pm On Nov 27, 2007 |
hmm Na you pour water for im brain |
Re: Failing In Bed by topeteadr(m): 1:19am On Nov 28, 2007 |
Sorry kronkay, , , , . . . . . . ' fred kruger and demons aint' allowed in our area. 'We've got lots of churches in our area, , , , , , , . . . . . . . . . . . . . . N0 1 mountain of fire and miracle ministries. U guys' are in trouble . . . . . . . . . . , , , , , , , u beta keeP him iN ur house. |
Re: Failing In Bed by clemcykul(f): 6:42pm On Nov 28, 2007 |
how do u mean i suport miggs gotcha man! hahhahhaha ure jealous damn! heheehhhe *hugs migs and coos into his ears * * winks at tess* |
Re: Failing In Bed by Migines(m): 6:49pm On Nov 28, 2007 |
*Enjoying the warmth* |
Re: Failing In Bed by clemcykul(f): 7:56pm On Nov 28, 2007 |
*keeps givn the warmth* |
Re: Failing In Bed by kronkykay(m): 10:03pm On Nov 28, 2007 |
until his chest starts to blister |
Re: Failing In Bed by Migines(m): 10:22pm On Nov 28, 2007 |
With love |
Re: Failing In Bed by ravenzord(m): 10:44pm On Nov 28, 2007 |
yeah,d fire of love |
Re: Failing In Bed by tessybaby(f): 8:21am On Nov 29, 2007 |
clemcykul: winks back at clem, feeling Ituens absence already let rush and look for him before my blablabla explodes here |
Re: Failing In Bed by Migines(m): 8:24am On Nov 29, 2007 |
damn! |
Re: Failing In Bed by Phiniter(m): 9:30am On Nov 29, 2007 |
Clem I think its okay before you commit furder sorry, murder you sould have know Mig is not matured enough to carry fire in his hands |
Re: Failing In Bed by Migines(m): 9:40am On Nov 29, 2007 |
And u are "johnny blaze" i guess |
Re: Failing In Bed by clemcykul(f): 11:19am On Nov 29, 2007 |
swthrt i leave phiniter to you deal wid him, or better still i'll castrate him @tess 4get iteun, i stumble across an orbituary near my office, it said something like this our brova iteun passed away by 6.pm this morning cause of death jealousy, shal be buried in his hometown, nairaland land nigeria, LGA jokes forum, to God be the Glory! |
Re: Failing In Bed by tessybaby(f): 12:02pm On Nov 29, 2007 |
WHAT!!!!! |
Re: Failing In Bed by ituen(m): 3:51pm On Nov 29, 2007 |
@Tessybaby I saw the obituary today. It says Iteun. I'm Ituen So dont listed to 'em girls that have no job than announcing obituaries. woulda been better if she were a housegirl |
Re: Failing In Bed by clemcykul(f): 5:06pm On Nov 29, 2007 |
house gorl lol dats a good employment, coz ull have the oppurtunity of taking care of the house and evn the owner of the house, double advantage mind you iteun, i still remain the indisposable madam |
Re: Failing In Bed by Phiniter(m): 6:50pm On Nov 29, 2007 |
Madame, Madame, I dey hail oh!!! *Sighs behind her* |
Re: Failing In Bed by kronkykay(m): 11:26am On Nov 30, 2007 |
heheheheheheheh madamme indeed! |
Re: Failing In Bed by ituen(m): 3:12pm On Nov 30, 2007 |
everybody's madam wonder hw many more outside nairaland she has |
Re: Failing In Bed by ndumart: 2:56pm On Dec 01, 2007 |
@Poster That was a Proffessorial thesis |
Re: Failing In Bed by Migines(m): 3:01pm On Dec 01, 2007 |
What? |
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