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Re: Failing In Bed by Phiniter(m): 6:19pm On Nov 26, 2007
@poster
Migines, by the time you put all this in practice, the devil go run leave hell fire for you grin cheesy

I'm not saying I holy Pass oh! cheesy
Re: Failing In Bed by Migines(m): 7:17pm On Nov 26, 2007
If d devil leaves hell for me, i will extinguish the fire do some renovations bring in leather chairs and install air con. Then this world world will be a beta place 4 u and i.
Re: Failing In Bed by MrTurkey(m): 7:24pm On Nov 26, 2007
Migines:

If d devil leaves hell for me, i will extinguish the fire do some renovations bring in leather chairs and install air con. Then this world world will be a beta place for you and i.
still not taking the global turkey population into consideration i see cool
Re: Failing In Bed by topeteadr(m): 7:28pm On Nov 26, 2007
Na u'll be d 1st turkey i'll eat.
*plan's to take out mr turkey* ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Re: Failing In Bed by kronkykay(m): 7:54pm On Nov 26, 2007
Migines:

If d devil leaves hell for me, i will extinguish the fire do some renovations bring in leather chairs and install air con. Then this world world will be a beta place for you and i.

and where the hell do you intend to keep the devil?
Re: Failing In Bed by topeteadr(m): 8:04pm On Nov 26, 2007
In ur house.
Re: Failing In Bed by kronkykay(m): 11:03am On Nov 27, 2007
sure welcome

i had a place ready for him. always knew miggy will one day decide to overthrow the guy.

but it's too bad that the place i got is the 1st house on thomas street somewhere around ajah.

quite cossy for him thoh
Re: Failing In Bed by tessybaby(f): 1:42pm On Nov 27, 2007
D4don007:

@clemcykul u seems to support migines or did he experiment those rules wit u? @tessybaby y would u say *guys take note* its obvious you are looking 4 a guy who would do d thing wit u and keep d rules in mind. I will advise u to place an advert instead of saying it in few words, men lyke it when u gals go straight to d point.

i have not even come to this thread and u are already calling my name!!
na wa for u oo
plz don't confuse me for temmysexy ok
Re: Failing In Bed by ituen(m): 6:57pm On Nov 27, 2007
Dont m,ind him baby,

Na brain-draw im get. cannot think well in the afternoon
Re: Failing In Bed by Phiniter(m): 7:30pm On Nov 27, 2007
hmm

Na you pour water for im brain
Re: Failing In Bed by topeteadr(m): 1:19am On Nov 28, 2007
Sorry kronkay, , , , . . . . . . ' fred kruger and demons aint' allowed in our area. 'We've got lots of churches in our area, , , , , , , . . . . . . . . . . . . . . N0 1 mountain of fire and miracle ministries.
U guys' are in trouble . . . . . . . . . . , , , , , , , u beta keeP him iN ur house.
Re: Failing In Bed by clemcykul(f): 6:42pm On Nov 28, 2007
how do u mean i suport miggs gotcha man! hahhahhaha ure jealous damn!

heheehhhe *hugs migs and coos into his ears kiss* grin grin grin wink * winks at tess*
Re: Failing In Bed by Migines(m): 6:49pm On Nov 28, 2007
*Enjoying the warmth*
Re: Failing In Bed by clemcykul(f): 7:56pm On Nov 28, 2007
*keeps givn the warmth* wink grin
Re: Failing In Bed by kronkykay(m): 10:03pm On Nov 28, 2007
until his chest starts to blister
Re: Failing In Bed by Migines(m): 10:22pm On Nov 28, 2007
With love
Re: Failing In Bed by ravenzord(m): 10:44pm On Nov 28, 2007
yeah,d fire of love
Re: Failing In Bed by tessybaby(f): 8:21am On Nov 29, 2007
clemcykul:

how do u mean i suport miggs gotcha man! hahhahhaha ure jealous damn!

heheehhhe *hugs migs and coos into his ears kiss* grin grin grin wink * winks at tess*

winks back at clem, feeling Ituens absence already
let rush and look for him before my blablabla explodes here
Re: Failing In Bed by Migines(m): 8:24am On Nov 29, 2007
damn!
Re: Failing In Bed by Phiniter(m): 9:30am On Nov 29, 2007
Clem I think its okay before you commit furder sorry, murder

you sould have know Mig is not matured enough to carry fire in his hands
Re: Failing In Bed by Migines(m): 9:40am On Nov 29, 2007
And u are "johnny blaze" i guess
Re: Failing In Bed by clemcykul(f): 11:19am On Nov 29, 2007
swthrt i leave phiniter to you grin grin grin grin

deal wid him, or better still i'll castrate him grin grin grin


@tess 4get iteun, i stumble across an orbituary near my office, it said something like this

our brova iteun passed away by 6.pm this morning
cause of death jealousy,
shal be buried in his hometown,
nairaland land nigeria, LGA jokes forum,

to God be the Glory!
Re: Failing In Bed by tessybaby(f): 12:02pm On Nov 29, 2007
WHAT!!!!!
Re: Failing In Bed by ituen(m): 3:51pm On Nov 29, 2007
@Tessybaby

I saw the obituary today. It says Iteun.

I'm Ituen

So dont listed to 'em girls that have no job than announcing obituaries. woulda been better if she were a housegirl
Re: Failing In Bed by clemcykul(f): 5:06pm On Nov 29, 2007
house gorl lol dats a good employment, coz ull have the oppurtunity of taking care of the house and evn the owner of the house, double advantage grin

mind you iteun, i still remain the indisposable madam wink
Re: Failing In Bed by Phiniter(m): 6:50pm On Nov 29, 2007
Madame, Madame, I dey hail oh!!!


*Sighs behind her*
Re: Failing In Bed by kronkykay(m): 11:26am On Nov 30, 2007
heheheheheheheh

madamme indeed!
Re: Failing In Bed by ituen(m): 3:12pm On Nov 30, 2007
everybody's madam wonder hw many more outside nairaland she has
Re: Failing In Bed by ndumart: 2:56pm On Dec 01, 2007
@Poster

That was a Proffessorial thesis
Re: Failing In Bed by Migines(m): 3:01pm On Dec 01, 2007
What?

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