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Dark In Here by diddy4(m): 1:21am On Apr 02, 2006
A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work unknown to her that her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet her husband came home unexpectedly so she told her lover to hide in the closet with the little boy.

the little boy says'' dark in here ''

the man says '' yes it is''

boy says I have a baseball the man says that’s nice

the boy says want to buy it

the man says no thanks

boy says my dad is outside

the man says ok how much

the boy says $250

In the next few weeks it happens again the boy and the mom’s lover in the closet again.

boy says dark in here

the man says yes it is

the boy says I have a baseball glove the lover remembering the last time and said ok how much

the boy says $750

the man says fine few days later the father says to the boy grab your glove lets go outside toss the ball back and forth the boy says I can't I sold them the father asks how much and the boy says1, 000 the father says that is terrible to overcharge your friends like that that is more than those 2 things cost I am going to take you to church and make you pray.

They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in confession booth he closes the door The boy says dark in here and the priest says don’t start that bullshit again.
Re: Dark In Here by spikelord(m): 12:47pm On Apr 02, 2006
Hahahahahahahahaha
Re: Dark In Here by Z4M4eva(f): 1:57pm On Apr 02, 2006
l.o.l
Re: Dark In Here by lauryn(f): 2:25pm On Apr 02, 2006
lmao. Hilarious! cheesy
Re: Dark In Here by Z4M4eva(f): 2:28pm On Apr 02, 2006
Sure is. smiley
Re: Dark In Here by dm(m): 5:22pm On Apr 02, 2006
shocked Ohhh lawd,The world we live in, the priest was the lipsrsealed
Re: Dark In Here by ojd(m): 4:11am On Apr 03, 2006
HABA!!! wat a world?
Re: Dark In Here by micklplus(m): 9:33am On Apr 03, 2006
shocked shuo o o o o o shocked
Re: Dark In Here by drered(m): 12:37pm On Apr 03, 2006
damn that is sick funny though grin grin
Re: Dark In Here by cuti137(f): 9:52pm On Apr 03, 2006
So the priest was the lover shocked. Now that is real funny grin. LOL
Re: Dark In Here by dm(m): 9:55pm On Apr 03, 2006
finally she got it, cute. wink
Re: Dark In Here by diddy4(m): 10:06pm On Apr 03, 2006
@ dm

i wonder what took her so long.
Re: Dark In Here by Nobody: 10:49pm On Apr 03, 2006
damn, that was funny!
Re: Dark In Here by tolutope(m): 5:34am On Apr 04, 2006
i 4ckin hit me head on the monitor, this is llllluuuvvlllyyyy, 4real, im still laffin hard, grin cheesy grin cheesy
Re: Dark In Here by gentleaura(m): 6:58am On Apr 04, 2006
hahahah i'm laughing so much my lungs are hurting!!
Re: Dark In Here by dm(m): 10:58am On Apr 04, 2006
diddy4dt:

@ dm

i wonder what took her so long.



smiley cheesy grin tongue
Re: Dark In Here by Efani(m): 9:22pm On Apr 05, 2006
good one diddy it was aiight
Re: Dark In Here by diddy4(m): 9:24pm On Apr 05, 2006
thanks efani for not criticizing this one
Re: Dark In Here by Efani(m): 1:48am On May 28, 2006
wheneva it is i admit it
Re: Dark In Here by diddy4(m): 4:26am On May 28, 2006
aiight man, i gottchu
Re: Dark In Here by ToyM28(f): 12:16pm On May 29, 2006
nice one diddy.
Re: Dark In Here by mukina2: 12:22pm On May 29, 2006
fUnNy
Re: Dark In Here by eveseh(f): 3:32pm On May 29, 2006
lol lol diddy ahahah
Re: Dark In Here by furlee(m): 10:23am On May 30, 2006
This is serious. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Dark In Here by feelgood(m): 10:57am On May 31, 2006
grin grin grin grin grin hilarious ol' chap - absolutely!
Re: Dark In Here by mukina2: 11:01am On May 31, 2006
well well diddy dis one's soo good shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: Dark In Here by anycorner(m): 11:54pm On Jun 05, 2006
diddy u no dey fear God? y u dey open fada yansh like that? embarassed funny though grin
Re: Dark In Here by cleo: 3:45am On Jun 06, 2006
The priest is 4ked cheesy
Re: Dark In Here by spicy007(f): 4:42pm On Jun 08, 2006
:Dgawd!!! i'll need stitches by the time im done laughingcheesy
dat was the bomb
Re: Dark In Here by Greycells(m): 7:45pm On Jul 10, 2007
It is sure lighthearted in here

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