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| "dark In Here." by nightnurse(f): 11:53am On Feb 01, 2008 |
A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her Lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already. The little boy says, "Dark in here." The man says, "Yes, it is." Boy - "I have a baseball." Man - "That's nice." Boy - "Want to buy it?" Man - "No, thanks." Boy - "My dad's outside." Man - "OK, how much?" Boy - "$250" In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together. Boy - "Dark in here." Man - "Yes, it is." Boy - "I have a baseball glove." The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?" Boy - "$750" Man - "Sold." A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch. The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove." The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" Boy -"$1,000" The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess." They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door. The boy says, "Dark in here." The priest says, "Don't start that shit again, you're in my closet now." |
| Re: "dark In Here." by oloriooko(m): 1:29pm On Feb 01, 2008 |
Cool joke, nice one too  |
| Re: "dark In Here." by ituen(m): 2:51pm On Feb 01, 2008 |
| Re: "dark In Here." by tufe(m): 3:01pm On Feb 01, 2008 |
lets check it out |
| Re: "dark In Here." by ituen(m): 3:24pm On Feb 01, 2008 |
Not like that TUfe |
| Re: "dark In Here." by tufe(m): 3:44pm On Feb 01, 2008 |
thanx, i've gotten it now |
| Re: "dark In Here." by nightnurse(f): 3:57pm On Feb 01, 2008 |
| Re: "dark In Here." by tufe(m): 4:09pm On Feb 01, 2008 |
it is tickling you abi nightie |
| Re: "dark In Here." by nightnurse(f): 5:13pm On Feb 01, 2008 |
wetin u expect me to do now ahhh oga tufe? na my God give me abeg |
| Re: "dark In Here." by tufe(m): 5:22pm On Feb 01, 2008 |
enjoy oo, but when the other woman come, no cry had i known |
| Re: "dark In Here." by ituen(m): 8:07pm On Feb 01, 2008 |
tufe: Na u wan bring anoda woman? Anyone wey come go fall inside Timeable na |
| Re: "dark In Here." by saucekid(m): 8:09pm On Feb 01, 2008 |
good planning brings success |
| Re: "dark In Here." by holythug(m): 8:14pm On Feb 01, 2008 |
lol. . .wetin dey tickle dem |
| Re: "dark In Here." by holythug(m): 8:18pm On Feb 01, 2008 |
nice joke anyway ;D |
| Re: "dark In Here." by nightnurse(f): 8:20pm On Feb 01, 2008 |
@holythug ask them ooooooooooooooo |
| Re: "dark In Here." by nightnurse(f): 8:21pm On Feb 01, 2008 |
holythug: thanx |
| Re: "dark In Here." by tufe(m): 10:43pm On Feb 02, 2008 |
saucekid: well said |
| Re: "dark In Here." by clemcykul(f): 12:58pm On Feb 11, 2008 |
in ur nightmares lol |
| Re: "dark In Here." by nightnurse(f): 9:11pm On Feb 13, 2008 |
u no well clemcy |
| Re: "dark In Here." by tjtj1(m): 10:03pm On Feb 13, 2008 |
lmao but the joke is still old |
| Re: "dark In Here." by clemcykul(f): 10:58am On Feb 14, 2008 |
i no well  *jumps into a well to get well* |
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