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Man And In Law by buccal(m): 1:16pm On Jun 07, 2012
A man went to visit his father -in- law to be,
and was chewing gum. The father-in-law to
be saw this young man and got furious. This
dialogue ensured
father-in-law: wat? U are in my house to ask
for my daughter's hand in marriage and you
are chewing gum? Dats a sign of disrespect.
Man: am sorry sir. I only chew gum wen i
drink and smoke.
Father-in-law: u min u drink and smoke? Oh
my God and u got the guts to come to my
house for my daughter?
Man: pls sir dnt b angry i drink and smoke
after clubing.
Father-in-law: as in u do club too?
Man: yes sir i started clubing after i left prison
father-in-law: lord have mercy. U bin to
prison?
Man: sorry sir i went to prison after serving
my Jail term.
Father-in-law: why were u sent jail?
Man: becos i got angry and killed a man who
wont allow me marry his daughter.
Father-in-law: realy? Chai my pikin u ar
welcme ooo. Yeeepa u for tuk since na sey na
ma pikin mke u cme. Inshort u ar in d
ritehouse. Dnt wori u don mari my pikin put
jara. My Inlaw inlaw.
Lwbmn

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Re: Man And In Law by Coldfaya(m): 2:12pm On Jun 07, 2012
u got me giggling. nice one.
Re: Man And In Law by Flexie(m): 5:27pm On Jun 07, 2012
G ud gud laff
Re: Man And In Law by Ajibel(m): 9:00pm On Jun 07, 2012
grin grin grin
Re: Man And In Law by Lagusta(m): 6:40am On Jun 08, 2012
LAUGHTER.... The best medicine.

I laugh sootee my fever comot
Re: Man And In Law by Murphy7h4: 6:54am On Jun 08, 2012
[img]http://www.50centloseweight.com[/img]very nice!
Re: Man And In Law by toygod2: 3:41am On Aug 01, 2012
this one na total surrender o
Re: Man And In Law by Nobody: 11:10am On Aug 01, 2012
Lolz

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