A man sees a strange funeral procession
going down the street. First one hearse, then
another, then a man walking a dog, and
finally a single-file line of about 50 men.
Curious the man goes over to the one who is
walking the dog and asks, "What's going on
here?"
The man with the dog sadly says, "My dog
attacked and killed my wife, that's her in the
first hearse." "Then my mother-in-law jumped
in to try and help and my dog attacked and
killed her too." "That's her in the second
hearse."
"Wow" says the man. After a few moments of
silence he says, "Can I borrow your dog?" The
man says, "Get in line."