Tunde was a medical student, keen on becoming the next big name in medicine had captured some mosquitoes and had this insane idea of sterilizing mosquitoes, an hypothesis that this could be the next big thing in medicine. he wasnt sure how he wanted to do it anyway, either they feed on radio-labelled redblood cells that would irradiate their reproductive organs, hmmn, but that would be catastrophic to the host he wondered, perhaps, irradiating the mosquitoes directly would be the key, he had earlier researched on the anatomy of the mosquitoes studying the sex organs and read a load of work on similar theories applied to cockroaches some years back. He couldnt do this in the department he pondered, he'd have to use a lab out of town...bla, bla, bla...Tunde finally gets his shot with the Xray machine, fiddled with the dose settings, but what the heck, before he could leave the room,...bam! well, his mosquitoes got burnt alright, but so did he...blah, he was tired of of this crap. 2 weeks later, Tunde notices he has what was similar with Peter Parker, yes, Spiderman, but he could walk on walls, had leathery wings budding, his tongue was convoluting into a miniature proboscis, oh no, it couldnt be...but it was >>>Africa's first super-hero...Mosquito-man!!!

Tunde, beware of Baygon!
watch-out for Grasshopper-woman in the next issue.

Is this a joke or a novel. Which one?

Kai! Nothing wey i no go take dis my eye see for NL oh!
^a novel is even better sef, dis yoke just looks like dose dry comprehension dey usually give us in english language WAEC questions. Mtcheww. I regret d few seconds wasted in readin dis poo.

This is a waste of kilobytes in my 1500 BBC