NIGERIA....MY BELOVED LAND (1) Where ladies don't accept
flowers
for
... valentine or birthday gift. (2) Where lizards go look your
eyeball,nod head
and say "notin dey happen
guy" (3) Where a blind beggar will
reject a
fake
naira note. (4) Where Groundnuts are sold
in BOTTLES &
WATER is sold in SATCHETS.
(5) Where parents claim they
always
came first position in school.
(6) Where You Can Be A Driver
For Years
Without A 'DRIVER's LICENCE'
(7) Where the Presidents and
other government officials don't
know the
national anthem.
( Where the govt dont give a
hoot about
nobody. (9) Where Gala and Lacasera is
d best
option
wen stuck in hold up.
(10) Where you are jailed for
stealing Maggi and given a chieftancy title for
stealing millions,and Front row
seat in
church
(11) Where we fight for
everything. To gain admission to university, to
get a job
and to
enter a bus!
(12) Where u are robbed
ofyour phone and
the robbers come back for your
Pin code n
charger.
(13) Where politicians use big
unnecessary grammar to scam people.
(14) Where your type of
GENERATOR shows how
RICH you are.
(15) Where you can easily
blame your unsuccessfulnes on family
members in
the
village.
(16) Where rich men
must have a pot belly,
and a healthy looking Man is
despised in the street as a
pauper
(17) WHERE IF U DO ANYHOW U
GO SEE ANYHOW. (18) Where generator is a
social
amenity.
(19) Where people dey collect
change
for beggar hand.
(20) Where the man who had
no shoes
is the
president.
(21) Where a 60-yr-old grandpa is
a National youth leader of PDP
(22) Where citizens are more
afraid of
Police
than Armed robbers. (23) Where we are still proud to
b a
Nigerian.
(24)where xconvict
became Governor of a state &
a true loyal citizen cannot stand in front of
state
house....Despite all dis issues we stil dey survive!Naija
i hail
(25)where we want we show off our weakness by negotiating with terrorist. Despite all dis we still dey call ourself giant of africa.

(26)where girls age de drop every year instead of rising instead and small girls will call there papa age ''my baby''