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| Too Long? by ojd(m): 4:03am On Apr 03, 2006 |
This guy walks into his doctor's office and tells the Doc he has a major problem. The Doc asked, "What is it?" The man said he can not have sex. "Why," asked the Doc. The man replied, "My penis is too long and no woman will go to bed with me." The Doc said, "Let me take a look." The man rolled his pants down and the Doc almost fainted. 25 inches of penis. The Doc said, "Sorry but I know of no medical procedure that will help. But, at the edge of town there is a witch who might be able to cast a spell on you." Dejected the man left the office and said to himself--nothing ventured nothing gained and off to the witch he went. He told her of his problem and she too wanted to see. She said "WOW there is no spell I can cast that will help. But, if you go behind my house into the woods, You will eventually reach a pond. On the far shore you will see a big ugly frog. Ask her to marry you. If she says NO and it works, Your penis will shrink by 5 inches." The men left and walked and sure enough he found the pond and low and behold there was the frog on the far shore. He yelled, "Hey frog, will you marry me?" She replied "NO!" He felt a tingle rolled his pants down and was amazed. His penis shrunk to 20 inches. He said to himself, great!!! This worked but it is still too long. He yelled again, "Hey frog, will you marry me?" The frog replied --NO! He felt the tingle again and sure enough it shrunk by additional 5 inches to 15. He said to himself, that’s great but still not enough. He yelled again. "FROG, will you marry me?" The frog replied: NO! NO! NO! for the last time. |
| Re: Too Long? by Rhodalyn(f): 9:38am On Apr 03, 2006 |
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| Re: Too Long? by micklplus(m): 9:40am On Apr 03, 2006 |
pathetic and too bad for him !!  he is now "dickless" !  |
| Re: Too Long? by drered(m): 12:36pm On Apr 03, 2006 |
hahaha he could say somethin to make the frog say yes maybe that would help |
| Re: Too Long? by diddy4(m): 12:40pm On Apr 03, 2006 |
;d ;d ;d |
| Re: Too Long? by jayemkay(f): 8:50pm On Apr 12, 2006 |
he got too greedy, |
| Re: Too Long? by Free(f): 9:11pm On Apr 12, 2006 |
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| Re: Too Long? by xdos(m): 9:54pm On Apr 12, 2006 |
@jayemkay I dont think he was greedy or something, If he had come to u with that 15" wud u have accepted him, He wanted something dat wud make u girls happy and not run, He shud threaten the frog or beg the frog to marry him so that he wud be restored D joke was fun but I'm already feelin 4 d guy,  |
| Re: Too Long? by spikelord(m): 11:39pm On Apr 12, 2006 |
Alaseju |
| Re: Too Long? by diddy4(m): 11:57pm On Apr 12, 2006 |
that was funny. |
| Re: Too Long? by GeeCee(m): 10:04pm On Jul 01, 2009 |
Lol |
| Re: Too Long? by Abbygyal(f): 10:31pm On Jul 01, 2009 |
lol |
| Re: Too Long? by cbase: 11:27pm On Jul 01, 2009 |
may una take am easy wit Lolla na |
| Re: Too Long? by romsky: 9:44am On Jul 02, 2009 |
lola don run away |
| Re: Too Long? by Kposh(m): 8:08pm On Jul 03, 2009 |
he shuld show d frog back his dickless dick nd maybe if d frog understands d basic it culd say YES and YES |
| Re: Too Long? by alimat2(f): 8:16pm On Jul 03, 2009 |
@Poster, I actually pity ur condition ooooo, but i can help u out, call me on 08012345678 |
| Re: Too Long? by teissys(f): 1:08pm On Jul 06, 2009 |
Ahem. . . D gurus dey here already |
| Re: Too Long? by clemcykul(f): 1:38pm On Jul 06, 2009 |
@joke lol that must be phemour |
| Re: Too Long? by teissys(f): 3:53pm On Jul 06, 2009 |
Is it Phemour? You saw it, abi? |
| Re: Too Long? by Kposh(m): 4:02pm On Jul 06, 2009 |
alimat 2: alimatuu wetin u wan do 2 help, ummmm |
| Re: Too Long? by Phemour: 4:36pm On Jul 06, 2009 |
Who dare call my name  |
| Re: Too Long? by teissys(f): 4:43pm On Jul 06, 2009 |
I nor know o, make I interrogate Clemcy for you |
| Re: Too Long? by lordmassac(m): 4:50pm On Jul 06, 2009 |
chai!!! the guy do turn okobo  |
| Re: Too Long? by Phemour: 4:52pm On Jul 06, 2009 |
teissys:you wan mak i burn this Thread wiv kero n water abi? |
| Re: Too Long? by sylve11: 6:05pm On Jul 06, 2009 |
@poster, nice one. lol |
| Re: Too Long? by ashaby(f): 6:32pm On Jul 06, 2009 |
The guy for come to me first now |
| Re: Too Long? by sylve11: 6:39pm On Jul 06, 2009 |
u for swallow the 25 inches bah? |
| Re: Too Long? by Jeovy(m): 2:05am On Jul 07, 2009 |
;d ;d ;d ;d |
| Re: Too Long? by teissys(f): 8:39am On Jul 07, 2009 |
Too early for errors, Jeovy can't you simply |
| Re: Too Long? by sylve11: 9:17am On Jul 07, 2009 |
teissys: that na smile? |
| Re: Too Long? by teissys(f): 9:30am On Jul 07, 2009 |
I knew you'll like it lil' bros. Make I do it again for you |
| Re: Too Long? by romsky: 10:23am On Jul 07, 2009 |
:d :d :d |
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