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Accent Mistake by diddy4(m): 5:45am On Apr 03, 2006
Teacher: Kola, spell plantain
Kola: whish one? the lipe one or the unlipe one?

He asks "Which one? The ripe one or the unripe one?", some people have trouble with the 'r', and with some people, it sounds like an 'l'

Teacher: what difference does it make? Just spell plantain!
Kola: Teasha, If you fly the lipe one na 'DODO',
if you fly the unlipe one na 'SHIPS'
if you loast am, na 'BORLI'
All of them na plantain,
so whish one you wan make I spell?

He is describing the different ways that plantains can be cooked, frying ripe ones makes 'dodo', frying unripe ones make 'chips', roasting plantains makes 'boli'.
Re: Accent Mistake by micklplus(m): 9:28am On Apr 03, 2006
its been posted before cheesy
cheers
Re: Accent Mistake by Z4M4eva(f): 11:12am On Apr 03, 2006
Don't think I've read it before. Nice one cheesy
Re: Accent Mistake by drered(m): 12:05pm On Apr 03, 2006
cheesy grin cheesy
Re: Accent Mistake by diddy4(m): 12:38pm On Apr 03, 2006
@ micklplus

yo, y dont you back up or post something instead of talking trash. laugh or cry when you read a joke and stop trying to spoil the fun.
Re: Accent Mistake by dabby(f): 5:09pm On May 29, 2006
hate it or love it diddy, its been here before angry angry angry .

you don't seem to mind admonishing others when they send recycled jokes. wink
Re: Accent Mistake by diddy4(m): 5:17pm On May 29, 2006
whatever girl. that joke was posted long time again. u should have checked the date before replying.
Re: Accent Mistake by spikelord(m): 2:11am On May 30, 2006
angry angry angry
Re: Accent Mistake by dabby(f): 10:11am On May 30, 2006
hate it or love it, its all good

angry angry
Re: Accent Mistake by diddy4(m): 8:51pm On May 30, 2006
dat aint the way to say it girl, ask somone to school u a little.
Re: Accent Mistake by dabby(f): 10:08am On May 31, 2006


would you?
Re: Accent Mistake by diddy4(m): 1:54pm On May 31, 2006
am too expensive hun.
Re: Accent Mistake by dabby(f): 5:04pm On May 31, 2006
angry angry
Re: Accent Mistake by Nobody: 7:10pm On May 31, 2006
grin grin grin diddy u can see how it feels to bluff someoda pples jokes grin grin grin
Re: Accent Mistake by diddy4(m): 7:24pm On May 31, 2006
and dat is funny to u, duh!!!
Re: Accent Mistake by kamsy(f): 9:31am On Jun 07, 2006
Nice one! wink
Re: Accent Mistake by dm(m): 9:17pm On Jun 09, 2006
Hmmmmm.
Diddy u Remixed it.It's been here before.so sorry man here goes.

angry angry angry Re-cycled
Re: Accent Mistake by diddy4(m): 9:19pm On Jun 09, 2006
@dm, lol. no yawa.
Re: Accent Mistake by Shentz(f): 9:41pm On Jun 09, 2006
lol
Re: Accent Mistake by gentleaura(m): 9:42pm On Jun 09, 2006
Sorry dude, I read this before, I am so sure about that
Re: Accent Mistake by diddy4(m): 9:44pm On Jun 09, 2006
post the link where u read it. and dont waste time.
Re: Accent Mistake by gentleaura(m): 9:45pm On Jun 09, 2006
Why taking it personal? Be a man, accept it and walk away!
Re: Accent Mistake by diddy4(m): 9:47pm On Jun 09, 2006
nahhh dogg, i wanna look at the date of the one u read before cuzz im damn sure i posted mine first before that. so kindly gimme d link. if im wrong, i will back down.
Re: Accent Mistake by bethsy: 11:20pm On Jan 04, 2009
nice one
Re: Accent Mistake by joyAA(f): 11:15pm On Jan 06, 2009
funny boy

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