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Fuel Subsidy 1&2 Blockbuster Movie Titled 'stinging Dollars!" by GodsSon5(m): 11:26am On Jun 16, 2012 |
From the stables of Ebele Entertainment, the producers and marketers of Fuel Subsidy 1 & 2; in conjunction with Ote-Dollar Movies comes another blockbuster film, titled. "Stinging Dollars!" Oshisco!!!!!!! Stinging Dollars Part 1 & 2 na the ogbonge movies wey una don dey wait for. Una go see how members of the fuel subsidy cabal dey give Honorable members 'egunge' for sake of say make their names no dey among the list of people wey carry our oyel money take do bazaar in the name of subsidy!!!!! Okokomaiko!!!!!!!!!!!!! Make una come see how Honorable Farouk be Mr Integrity in the morning for inside green chamber of legislathieves, but for night he go show hin true colour! Make I continue the next scene for this advertise with correct Queen's English because I no fit pigin English describe am! The blockbuster movie continue with Lawan's visit to Ote-dollar’s house on three different occasions over the bribe issue. On each occasion, he drove himself in a C class Mercedes Benz. Five video recordings, lasting an average of eight to 10 minutes each were made on each of those visits. On the first visit, he had lunch with Otedola where the amount to be paid was negotiated and eventually agreed on. On his second visit, which was around 11 pm, he collected the first tranche of $250,000 and during the third visit when he came around 5.05 am, he collected the second tranche of $250,000. He was dressed in green buba and sokoto with a cap to match. Later in the day at the plenary session after he had collected the second tranche, he got the House to clear Zenon as one of the companies that bought foreign exchange but did not import petroleum products. “In the video, Lawan was clearly seen stuffing wads of dollar bills into his pocket, when his pocket was full, to the utter shock of all those who have seen the damning video, he removed his cap and concealed the remaining wads of dollar bills inside it and replaced the cap on his head. “Nigerians will reel with laughter if they ever get to watch this video. It is on the one hand hilarious and on the other, extremely shameful!” The Director of the movie revealed that Lawan’s resort to stuffing the money in his pockets and cap was done to avoid arousing suspicion from Otedola’s domestic help who would have seen him entering the house empty handed and coming out carrying a bulging envelope.However, unknown to him, a surveillance video camera carefully installed by the SSS was recording all his actions. Ok now!!!!! Una don preview the movie! So wetin una dey wait for? HURRY! RUSH to the nearest Dealer and buy your original copy of the award winning movie of the year! Stinging Dollar$ Part 1 and 2 is marketed and distributor by Zenon Oil. Pirates beware!!!!!!! 1 Like
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