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Can Any Nairalander Solve This Family Confusion? by normaljenny(m): 11:27am On Jun 17, 2012
TWO MEN MET AT THE BUS STOP AND STRUCK UP A CONVERSATION. ONE OF THEM KEPT COOMPLAINING OF FAMILY PROBLEMS. FINALLY, THE OTHER MAN SAID: " U THINK YOU HAVE FAMILY PROBLEMS? LISTEN TO MY SITUATION. A FEW YEARS AGO I MET A YOUNG WIDOW WITH A GROWN-UP DAUGHTER AND WE GOT MARRIED. " LATER MY FATHER MARRIED HER DAUGHTER WHO HAPPENS TO BE MY STEPDAUGHTER. THAT MADE MY STEPDAUGHTER MY STEPMOTHER AND MY FATHER BECAME MY STEPSON.ALSO, MY WIFE BECAME MOTRHER-IN-LAW OF HER FATHER-IN-LAW. THEN THE DAUGHTER OF MY WIFE, MY STEPMOTHER, HAD A SON. THIS BOY WAS MY HALF-BROTHER, BECAUSE HE WAS MY FATHER'S SON, BUT HE WAS ALSO THE SON OF MY WIFE'S DAUGHTER WHICH MADE HIM MY WIFE'S GRAND-SON. THAT MADE ME THE GRANDFATHER OF MY HALF-BROTHER. 'THIS WAS NOTHING UNTIL MY WIFE AND I HAD A SON. NOW THE HALF-SISTER OF MY SON,MY STEPMOTHER, IS ALSO THE GRANDMOTHER. "THIS MAKES MY FATHER THE BROTHER-IN-LAW OF MY CHILD, WHOSE STEP SISTER IS MY FATHER'S WIFE, I'M MY STEPMOTHER'S BROTHER-IN-LAW, MY WIFE IS HER OWN CHILD'S AUNT, MY SON IS MY FATHER'S NEPHEW AND I AM MY OWN SON'S GRANDFATHER!..... AND YOU THINK YOU HAVE FAMILY PROBLEMS THAN ME? HE SNAPPED AT THE OTHER MAN
Re: Can Any Nairalander Solve This Family Confusion? by Lagusta(m): 4:09pm On Jun 17, 2012
Now this is serious
Re: Can Any Nairalander Solve This Family Confusion? by Absonjnr(m): 5:04pm On Jun 17, 2012
Dat kan problem solutn na 2 cari go ojore.
Re: Can Any Nairalander Solve This Family Confusion? by DJNANCY: 11:09pm On Jun 17, 2012
HAPPY MARRIED LIFE!!!

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