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The Weather Is Terrible by diddy4(m): 1:11pm On Apr 03, 2006 |
Saturday morning a man got up early, put on his long johns, dressed quietly, made his lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. There was snow mixed with the rain and the wind was blowing 50 mph. he pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day. he went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. There he cuddled up to his wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible." She sleepily replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that shit." |
Re: The Weather Is Terrible by ojd(m): 1:22pm On Apr 03, 2006 |
, if na u wetin u go do? |
Re: The Weather Is Terrible by Blackbuddy: 5:19pm On Apr 03, 2006 |
Marraige close? |
Re: The Weather Is Terrible by kellygirl(f): 11:34am On Apr 24, 2006 |
too bad for the husband |
Re: The Weather Is Terrible by Z4M4eva(f): 11:35am On Apr 24, 2006 |
l.o.l |
Re: The Weather Is Terrible by micklplus(m): 11:42am On Apr 24, 2006 |
OMG |
Re: The Weather Is Terrible by spikelord(m): 11:49pm On Apr 24, 2006 |
End of the whole show! |
Re: The Weather Is Terrible by sade511(f): 12:03am On Apr 25, 2006 |
Re: The Weather Is Terrible by mustafar1: 12:10am On Apr 25, 2006 |
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! SHE IS FIRED! |
Re: The Weather Is Terrible by diva11(f): 8:13pm On May 07, 2006 |
she has some explaining to do |
Re: The Weather Is Terrible by Ddii(f): 11:33am On May 10, 2006 |
wahala ! |
Re: The Weather Is Terrible by barinaadaa(m): 8:04pm On May 10, 2006 |
gbam ! |
Re: The Weather Is Terrible by rasque(m): 7:19am On May 11, 2006 |
", and now, we have come to the end of the road , " |
Re: The Weather Is Terrible by dabby(f): 4:28pm On May 29, 2006 |
heard it before but it still cracks me up |
Re: The Weather Is Terrible by Mystique(f): 6:00pm On Jan 05, 2007 |
OMG |
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