uj_sizzle: *sprays air freshener*

uj_sizzle:
we no blind na

Oahray: First time I have ever seen this:

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dont8: I WAS HERE!

Afam4eva: Isn't this the longest thread ever? I've never seen a thread that made it to the 1000 mark. This shows that derailment and gossip is the biggest business on Nairaland

lalaosky: [b]*announcer in the awe of lala speaks*: "on this day, 21st of january 2013, LALA was here to honour the wish of his gazillion fans with his presence and aura...give it for CELEBRITY LALA"

LALA: yes o my fiffle..how una dey..all the antelopes in the house, i hail una.nothing they happen o.ayam here with DJ BADOSKY, the illest, sickest, döpest, and tighest DJ to have ever garce the wheels of steel!!.i'll be signing autographs for all my fans through out today.i know it's a stressfull work but imma do it cos of you, my fans who has been with me through the ups and downs of my career; from when my ist album did moderately well to when my second album sold 3million copies in a week and went multi platinum!!.i can't thank y'all enough.you guys are the best...*fans like oahray,binger,tashamania,caracta,sexkillz,gree-die,itsmodella,shollypopz et al are screaming and wailing* "WE LOVE LALA"..tashamnia and itsmodella wails "come and marry me lala.i'm all yours.even if it's just a kiss*...*awwww, he's humbled by screams of his uncountable fans*.
"For this love shown to me, any single antelope in this house will get his skydeep before this year runs out.for those konji has been killing like spike C, i'll give you, your heart desire, itsmodella.caseless, for your tears and constant "jingle-springles", i'll make sure caracta falls in love/chocolate with you.i'll make y'all ban proof and sexkilluna and jay bee wont ban you guys again...I LOVE Y'ALL, ALWAYS HAD, ALWAYS WILL.DJ BADOSKY, SLAAAAAMMMMMM IT!!"...*blows 'em kisses as they suffocates and cries for his touch*

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lalaosky: [b]*announcer in the awe of lala speaks*: "on this day, 21st of january 2013, LALA was here to honour the wish of his gazillion fans with his presence and aura...give it for CELEBRITY LALA"

LALA: yes o my fiffle..how una dey..all the antelopes in the house, i hail una.nothing they happen o.ayam here with DJ BADOSKY, the illest, sickest, döpest, and tighest DJ to have ever garce the wheels of steel!!.i'll be signing autographs for all my fans through out today.i know it's a stressfull work but imma do it cos of you, my fans who has been with me through the ups and downs of my career; from when my ist album did moderately well to when my second album sold 3million copies in a week and went multi platinum!!.i can't thank y'all enough.you guys are the best...*fans like oahray,binger,tashamania,caracta,sexkillz,gree-die,itsmodella,shollypopz et al are screaming and wailing* "WE LOVE LALA"..tashamnia and itsmodella wails "come and marry me lala.i'm all yours.even if it's just a kiss*...*awwww, he's humbled by screams of his uncountable fans*.
"For this love shown to me, any single antelope in this house will get his skydeep before this year runs out.for those konji has been killing like spike C, i'll give you, your heart desire, itsmodella.caseless, for your tears and constant "jingle-springles", i'll make sure caracta falls in love/chocolate with you.i'll make y'all ban proof and sexkilluna and jay bee wont ban you guys again...I LOVE Y'ALL, ALWAYS HAD, ALWAYS WILL.DJ BADOSKY, SLAAAAAMMMMMM IT!!"...*blows 'em kisses as they suffocates and cries for his touch*

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ItsModella:

Anyways, my statement is simple, just "The God I serve never disappoints. Even though I missed the 1000th page, I still got to comment on it...hallelujah!!"