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Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Nobody: 11:24am On Jan 28, 2013
mondi_cheeks: u r too naughty
So on point.
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by skydeep(f): 11:24am On Jan 28, 2013
Vanneni: shocked shocked Ahh! Meaning you're giving him a go ahead... yey *lips sealed* grin
Negative. tongue
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Nobody: 11:25am On Jan 28, 2013
lalaosky:

don't say no.if you do, seun will ban your moniker grin
lol as if...now its back to thinking about my problem
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by dont8(m): 11:25am On Jan 28, 2013
tongue undecided
Eze Promoe: E ku ojumo nibiyi
o smiley
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Nobody: 11:25am On Jan 28, 2013
Oahray: its lala o. The guy just dey chase every skirt here.
You too.
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Nobody: 11:26am On Jan 28, 2013
Caracta:
I was only hailing you na. Virgin? As in...virgin? You mean you still never "do the do" after knacking all those girls and BOYS. Your own virginity na special one o...your 'hymen' is still intact. Lala, fear God. Hmmmm


stop this cara...my hymen is safe and sound...why the defamation of my character?...cos you're banished from our convent for being a seductive nun, is that why you want to soil my E-reputation? grin
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Nobody: 11:27am On Jan 28, 2013
mondi_cheeks: lol as if

lol...as if what?...i'll take your reply as "go ahead lala, nominate me and lemme show NL what i got" grin
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Nobody: 11:29am On Jan 28, 2013
mondi_cheeks: lol as if...now its back to thinking about my problem

which problem?...problem shared is problem half solved..lemme on it and lemme see if i can be of help
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Nobody: 11:29am On Jan 28, 2013
Eze Promoe: E ku ojumo nibiyi
o smiley
Ekabo.
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by 2sexy(m): 11:30am On Jan 28, 2013
190, i am warning u oh. Leave Vanneni alone. Dem go use ur kini skipping rope... Be warned!
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Nobody: 11:30am On Jan 28, 2013
Gud mawin people,lemme try blend here small.
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Nobody: 11:30am On Jan 28, 2013
lalaosky:

lol...as if what?...i'll take your reply as "go ahead lala, nominate me and lemme show NL what i got" grin
okay when the next miss NL late this year i will ask u to nominate me...if u will even remember about it
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Caracta(f): 11:31am On Jan 28, 2013
lalaosky:


stop this cara...my hymen is safe and sound...why the defamation of my character?...cos you're banished from our convent for being a seductive nun, is that why you want to soil my E-reputation? grin
Oh...that's true. You are a monk. I forget things easily. Don't mind me.
*clears throat*
To whom it may concern, lalaosky is a virgin. He is as "straight as a happy joystick"
He doesn't break hearts. He is cool and handsome. His pictures wowed us at the Mr. Nairaland competition. He respects women and he is fun to be with. Pls consider his advances. Thank you.
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Nobody: 11:31am On Jan 28, 2013
lalaosky:

which problem?...problem shared is problem half solved..lemme on it and lemme see if i can be of help
i meant the profile picture
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by 190: 11:31am On Jan 28, 2013
lalaosky:

ashawo... grin


angry angry
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Nobody: 11:31am On Jan 28, 2013
2sexy: 190, i am warning u oh. Leave Vanneni alone. Dem go use ur kini skipping rope... Be warned!

you've to fight for what it's yours...engage him in an E-battle and beat him mercilessly grin
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Nobody: 11:32am On Jan 28, 2013
skydeep:
Negative. tongue positive
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Nobody: 11:32am On Jan 28, 2013
Oahray: @your uploaded pic... *playing mr endowed by dbanj and rocking towards her*
let us see how endowed u are then smiley and please nothing from the waist downwards cheesy
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by 190: 11:32am On Jan 28, 2013
2sexy: 190, i am warning u oh. Leave Vanneni alone. Dem go use ur kini skipping rope... Be warned!


see me see wahala - vanneni you know this boy before angry angry
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Caracta(f): 11:33am On Jan 28, 2013
Hi Damex333
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Nobody: 11:33am On Jan 28, 2013
190:


angry angry

straighten up your face before you loose vanneni to 2sexy grin
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Oahray: 11:33am On Jan 28, 2013
lalaosky:

lol..i love your beautifull lies...weren't you the one that decamped from Ässnal to BARCAlonia just cos of idowu's sexy nyansh? grin..na you be messi na grin
ha! Is-a-lie jor. Dirty mind tongue I meant the real Arsenal and Barca tongue

one does not guarantee trophies. So I decamped.
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Nobody: 11:33am On Jan 28, 2013
Damex333: Gud mawin people,lemme try blend here small.
Ok, good morning. You welcome. smiley
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by 190: 11:34am On Jan 28, 2013
lalaosky:

you've to fight for what it's yours...engage him in an E-battle and beat him mercilessly grin

I nor dey sabi fight man over punny!! angry angry

I'll leave her to decide angry angry

Punny too surplus to dey kill body over one angry angry angry angry
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Nobody: 11:34am On Jan 28, 2013
2sexy: 190, i am warning u oh. Leave Vanneni alone. Dem go use ur kini skipping rope... Be warned!
na so d kini long reach, am sure vanneni will be glad 2 own it.
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Nobody: 11:34am On Jan 28, 2013
mondi_cheeks: okay when the next miss NL late this year i will ask u to nominate me...if u will even remember about it

lol...you don't know me then...for your info, i stalk your diary so nominating you, will be easy as taking a candy from a kid..grin

get ready mammi, cos i'm so nominating you
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by 2sexy(m): 11:34am On Jan 28, 2013
lalaosky:

you've to fight for what it's yours...engage him in an E-battle and beat him mercilessly grin
just watch! I dey keep quiet dey look d brown-black nimpho since...

He better no try nonsense come here at all.
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Oahray: 11:34am On Jan 28, 2013
mondi_cheeks: which church is this?
Redmosquito's church.
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by 190: 11:34am On Jan 28, 2013
lalaosky:

straighten up your face before you loose vanneni to 2sexy grin

vanneni go decide who she wants me or oldsexy angry angry
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Nobody: 11:35am On Jan 28, 2013
Caracta:
Oh...that's true. You are a monk. I forget things easily. Don't mind me.
*clears throat*
To whom it may concern, lalaosky is a virgin. He is as "straight as a happy joystick"
He doesn't break hearts. He is cool and handsome. His pictures wowed us at the Mr. Nairaland competition. He respects women and he is fun to be with. Pls consider his advances. Thank you.

lwkmd at happy joystick..i don suffer...buwahahahaha...

You're getting a pay rise for that sermon but my sight is set on you...so please consider my advances grin
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Nobody: 11:35am On Jan 28, 2013
Vanneni: Ok, good morning. You welcome. smiley
thank u 4 welcoming me into ds paradise,though av missed alot of pics,but i hope they ase still coming sha.
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Nobody: 11:35am On Jan 28, 2013
mondi_cheeks: i meant the profile picture

lol..take it down so that caseless and ikekings won't stalk you

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