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Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by abohrandy: 8:08pm On Jul 20, 2013
where all these pikins dey?
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Nobody: 8:29pm On Jul 20, 2013
Now I can marry Idowuogbo's lil cousin smiley smiley
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by luxanne(f): 8:29pm On Jul 20, 2013
~ZN~:
@luxanne My signature's in.

cheesy

Thanks hun kiss

I have to say I'm flabberwhelmed and overghasted shocked by this whole mess. Are these not the same folks that blatantly turned down the Gay community, but trying to enact the 'pedo.phile charter'?

Bloody Hypocrites they are, used to them by now, SMH!

Have you read Yerima's reply to all this? It's on the front page.
The guy is shameless, sick! Wished he could be stoned to death like right now.
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Nobody: 8:30pm On Jul 20, 2013
~ZN~:


You can come out from under the bed now. grin

Freaked me out the first time I got sent the link. embarassed
I knew no good was going to come out from it but I couldn't stop my inquisitive self.

I thought men don't get scared tongue
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Leegoguy(m): 8:54pm On Jul 20, 2013
spikes C:

shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

Jisos shocked shocked
Did you just quote from 1675 grin



GO SITDOWN ORGA:>

OVERSABEE DEY WORRY YOU
MTCHEEEWWWWW:p:p
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Idowuogbo(f): 8:57pm On Jul 20, 2013
joeydozzy: Now I can marry Idowuogbo's lil cousin smiley smiley
Huh? Which one of them? Moyola or yinkalink?
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Nobody: 9:13pm On Jul 20, 2013
Idowuogbo:
Huh? Which one of them? Moyola or yinkalink?

Which one is above 6?
I saw her at the baby contest grin
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Idowuogbo(f): 9:21pm On Jul 20, 2013
joeydozzy:

Which one is above 6?
I saw her at the baby contest grin
U are maaaaaaaaaaad!! angry
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Nobody: 9:24pm On Jul 20, 2013
Idowuogbo:
U are maaaaaaaaaaad!! angry

Tell that one to yerima angry

I don find wife.
Give am my number grin
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Idowuogbo(f): 9:27pm On Jul 20, 2013
joeydozzy:

Tell that one to yerima angry

I don find wife.
Give am my number grin
I repeat.. U are wot? U are maaaaaaaaaaad
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Nobody: 9:35pm On Jul 20, 2013
^^^^grin grin grin
no mind me,I dey troll

but Na wa, imagine say mama dey tell hin 13yr pikin say e never see hin grandson. Kasala go burst

even roll call for primary school go turn to Mrs

Ooh Npa
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by ZN2: 9:39pm On Jul 20, 2013
Shollypopz:
I knew no good was going to come out from it but I couldn't stop my inquisitive self.

I thought men don't get scared tongue

What? Pfft, No Way, you know me. By 'freaked out', I meant my eyeballs popped out a bit. . .only.

Try viewing that again on a 27" Hi-res screen and a good harman kardon set. grin

Lesson0.5: Never trust shortened links unless they're from ZN.



luxanne:

Bloody Hypocrites they are, used to them by now, SMH!

Have you read Yerima's reply to all this? It's on the front page.
The guy is shameless, sick! Wished he could be stoned to death like right now.

Yerima's madness was confirmed long ago. Won't be surprised if this was his idea. They just don't understand the grave implications of what they're about to do.

The islamic excuses hold no value when you try to enact a law for an entire f*cking country. angry
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Nobody: 10:27pm On Jul 20, 2013
bejahisky:




kiss

Found him grin
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Nobody: 12:56am On Jul 21, 2013
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Nobody: 12:59am On Jul 21, 2013
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by ZN2: 1:01am On Jul 21, 2013
adaobi123: Wipes tears grin grin

http://www.keek.com/neduwazobiafm/keeks/bgHFbab

After watching it, I was just like:



WTF was the "person" doing? undecided
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Nobody: 1:03am On Jul 21, 2013
~ZN~:


After watching it, I was just like:



WTF was the "person" doing? undecided

Loooooooool.

I was crying.
grin grin
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Nobody: 1:06am On Jul 21, 2013
adaobi123: Wipes tears grin grin

http://www.keek.com/neduwazobiafm/keeks/bgHFbab
*Falls from d bed* grin grin
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Nobody: 1:09am On Jul 21, 2013
CFCfan:
*Falls from d bed* grin grin

grin grin
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Nobody: 1:16am On Jul 21, 2013
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by fairari022(m): 1:40am On Jul 21, 2013
NL last born! Don't worry I will get u a baby sitter soon, I tink u need one
adaobi123:
grin grin
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Nobody: 4:38am On Jul 21, 2013
2legit2qwt:

Awww Sniper cry cry cry cry

Can i ask, is he Nigerian? Not that it matters, just curious

You have someone precious in the boy and he lives through him smiley

Good words too, thanks for that. I've always known there was something about you and now i know what it is.

Sorry. I didn't mean to ignore your question.. None of my children or baby daddys are Nigerian.. wink

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Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Nobody: 9:03am On Jul 21, 2013
fairari022: NL last born! Don't worry I will get u a baby sitter soon, I tink u need one

undecided
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by ZN2: 9:20am On Jul 21, 2013
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by ZN2: 9:31am On Jul 21, 2013
I don't know about this but what...? Not sure how to react here. 16months? shocked


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqxqWQNA37I
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Omobarca: 9:33am On Jul 21, 2013
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Idowuogbo(f): 9:43am On Jul 21, 2013
~ZN~:
I don't know about this but what...? Not sure how to react here. 16months? shocked


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqxqWQNA37I
Dis oyinbos sef! Dat Lil gal is struggling to breathe and d dumbfuck she calls mum is busy cheer leading. Smh!
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Nobody: 9:46am On Jul 21, 2013
~ZN~:
I don't know about this but what...? Not sure how to react here. 16months? shocked


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqxqWQNA37I

If that was me........I would've drowned. undecided undecided
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Nobody: 9:48am On Jul 21, 2013
Anyways, i'll see her at the Olympics cheesy grin
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Idowuogbo(f): 9:48am On Jul 21, 2013
~ZN~:
Say what? grin grin grin


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-3qUd-PCi4
Kolomental! Wtf? grin grin
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by ZN2: 9:52am On Jul 21, 2013
Idowuogbo:
Dis oyinbos sef! Dat Lil gal is struggling to breathe and d dumbfuck she calls mum is busy cheer leading. Smh!

adaobi123:

If that was me........I would've drowned. undecided undecided

Initially, I didn't know what to think but after reading the description, it sort of makes some sense. The by-standers are probably ready to dive in should anything happen but I still think 16 months is a little too young for this (I mean, think of how awkward the early lesson stages would've been).

All requests to use this video must be made at this email address: licensing@storyful.com
To learn more about ISR (infant swimming resource) programs go to: http://www.infantswim.com/
http://www.wral.com/survival-swimming...
Just so everyone knows,this child (Elizabeth age 16 months) has been trained by a professional ISR instructor. I, myself, am a registered nurse and my wife was a life guard for six years and taught swimming for three. not only are we both professionally trained in CPR and water safety I am certified in advanced pediatric life support. the child in the video (Elizabeth) has been trained properly by ISR certified instructors.

Our ISR Swim instructor is Ilise @ http://www.isrwaterkids.com/

At no point do we force our child to do anything she is unwilling to try. We are able to recognize infant/toddler fatigue in the swimming pool. Elizabeth is a very determined little girl and sometimes she wants to roll over and breath as she was taught and sometimes she wants to hold her breath the whole way. I was 100% prepared to jump in at first sign of distress. Please watch some of the other videos I've posted of her swimming and spread the word. Teach your child how to swim because it only takes a moment for them to slip under and drown. some times the difference between life and death can be six inches of water and their ability to flip over on their back and take a breath.
My astonishment is not in the fact that she could swim across the pool because I always knew she could do it. My astonishment came from the fact that she didn't turn around and come back to me. This was her first time she didn't come back to me smiley
Please! do not just throw your child in the water and expect them to swim. That is both dangerous and a quick way to traumatize your child and scare them from ever swimming. ISR uses specialized techniques in training infants and toddlers.

To learn more about ISR programs go to: http://www.infantswim.com/

Who knows, she might be in the olympics someday. Heck, At 16 months I wonder what I was up to. Bitches maybe? grin
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by RealHotGirl(f): 11:48am On Jul 21, 2013
wo els isin chuch rite nw ?

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