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Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Nobody: 7:18pm On Oct 22, 2013
Truckpusher: Scared of what?......a lame duck? undecided


What's your problem?
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Truckpusher(m): 7:28pm On Oct 22, 2013
bejahiskyy:


What's your problem?
undecided
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Nobody: 7:40pm On Oct 22, 2013
spikes C:

buhahahhahaha...ya, give me 5 mins to talk away my ugliness and i'll bed the queen of france cool

nwanne, muru anya ooo
Umu nwanyi these days buzikwa ife i satara, o buro zikwa by looking face cheesy
Onye o'buna na secret ya. Nkem kam gwara gi.

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Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Smartiegurl(f): 8:08pm On Oct 22, 2013
Hello friends and frenemies......
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Caseless: 8:29pm On Oct 22, 2013
Truckpusher: Scared of what?......a lame duck? undecided
who be this?
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Caseless: 8:31pm On Oct 22, 2013
bejahiskyy:


What's your problem?
u de fear truck ni? shocked undecided
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Caseless: 8:32pm On Oct 22, 2013
Smartie gurl: Hello friends and frenemies......
wecome!
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Nobody: 8:36pm On Oct 22, 2013
Kslib:
**holds his tiny fragile looking dry hands mid air*** **sweeps his tooth-picks leg from the floor with my yam leg***

*** uses one hand to press him on the floor and uses the other hand to search under table**
** brings out a rusted syringe probably 500 years old*** **uses syringe to suck in ota pia pia**

** opens his big nose and injects solution into him**

**jekyll starts barking like a dog**** **kslib has a mischievous smile playing on his lips***

Kslib Ask's jekyll "what is your name"?

Jekyll brings out tongue like chameleon and answers "Wooooo Woooo woooooooh"? like a dog..

Taps him on the head like a bingo..
..
All izz well!

Lwkm. You be clown. U and Caseless.
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Nobody: 8:37pm On Oct 22, 2013
Kslib:
**collects them and throws spear at jekyll**

**spear travels at light's speed and cuts off his left nipple**

Grins mischievously.. cheesy cheesy
..
All izz well!

Cannibal. *drops grenade on his flat head*

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Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Kslib(m): 8:45pm On Oct 22, 2013
Jekyll & Hyde:


Cannibal. *drops grenade on his flat head*
**quickly picks grenade** **brings out Persian dagger and stops time**

**grabs him---- press his face to the wall** **pulls his okrika three quarter jean**

***puts on dark welder glasses** **uses plier to open his nyash***

*** drops grenade inside his naysh*** ***gags his mouth with sellotape--- cement his anus with dangote cement**

***uses Persian knife to play time from pause mode*** **runs to a safe corner*** *** sad sad
..
All iz well!
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Caseless: 9:16pm On Oct 22, 2013
Kslib:
**quickly picks grenade** **brings out Persian dagger and stops time**

**grabs him---- press his face to the wall** **pulls his okrika three quarter jean**

***puts on dark welder glasses** **uses plier to open his nyash***

*** drops grenade inside his naysh*** ***gags his mouth with sellotape--- cement his anus with dangote cement**

***uses Persian knife to play time from pause mode*** **runs to a safe corner*** *** sad sad
..
All iz well!
i jst de angry dis evening, but dis one make me de laff like goat wey chop peppered rice for nicon hilton . grin grin grin grin grin

*grabs his 500 yr old syringe and my 1000 yr old needle , drags jekyll to fukishima nuclear plant***fills d syringe with some leaked radioactive fluids and forcefully injects into jekyll's right ear and watches it come out through the left ear *
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Nobody: 9:18pm On Oct 22, 2013
Mehnn, loving this Black American Movie - ATL!
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Nobody: 9:32pm On Oct 22, 2013
grin
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Nobody: 9:34pm On Oct 22, 2013
Truckpusher: undecided


Comot for road make i see front joor. angry
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Nobody: 9:35pm On Oct 22, 2013
Ishsoph: Onye o'buna na secret ya. Nkem kam gwara gi.
wodynewy wejewtkwyu ewifrow weujkoefcv swerlvrf?
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Nobody: 9:35pm On Oct 22, 2013
caseless: u de fear truck ni? shocked undecided


*tears slap*
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Nobody: 9:41pm On Oct 22, 2013
When all else fails, great friends are their to gat your back. Also blood is thicker than water- Rashad you're a brother! embarassed
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by dont8(m): 9:48pm On Oct 22, 2013
Thank God.
caseless: men, i dey oo. how hustle nau?

Where the party at?
caseless: na da lafiya sosai.....i get lafiya die. u must attend my farry..simple!
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Kslib(m): 9:52pm On Oct 22, 2013
caseless: i jst de angry dis evening, but dis one make me de laff like goat wey chop peppered rice for nicon hilton . grin grin grin grin grin

*grabs his 500 yr old syringe and my 1000 yr old needle , drags jekyll to fukishima nuclear plant***fills d syringe with some leaked radioactive fluids and forcefully injects into jekyll's right ear and watches it come out through the left ear *
lmao!! jerk-ill don die..
..
All izz well!
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Nobody: 9:52pm On Oct 22, 2013
Chim chimini chim chimini chim chim cheru
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Nobody: 9:53pm On Oct 22, 2013
Jumanjiii
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by PastOMOB(m): 9:53pm On Oct 22, 2013
Vanneni: Hmmmmmmm..... lipsrsealed
Hi, am back on chattttttt.
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Nobody: 11:10pm On Oct 22, 2013
Caseless and Kslib,

Una sickness don enter very negative stage o. Pele.
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Nobody: 11:12pm On Oct 22, 2013
spikes C:

Edited wink

I saw the changed headline but haven't seen the site.. gonna check it out soon cool cool cool cool


Now, tell me the news oooooooooooo cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

Ok, ok.

The site is going live tomorrow, 8am. Headache wan finish me for here. Seems I'm gonna sleep on my chair. I no want any mistake ni.
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Nobody: 11:12pm On Oct 22, 2013
Arsenal put in a jekyll and hyde performance today. grin
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Dannyxy(m): 11:41pm On Oct 22, 2013
Wow
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Nobody: 6:08am On Oct 23, 2013
mondi_cheeks: wodynewy wejewtkwyu ewifrow weujkoefcv swerlvrf?
A'ghotago m. Ihikwara nke oma, kedu maka ministry anyi? wink
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Caseless: 7:39am On Oct 23, 2013
dont8: Thank God.

Where the party at?
morring sah!
D farry na 4 my yacht o.
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Dannyxy(m): 7:41am On Oct 23, 2013
caseless: morring sah!
D farry na 4 my yacht o.
weird
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Caseless: 7:44am On Oct 23, 2013
bejahiskyy:


*tears slap*
*throws heavy blow*
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Caseless: 7:46am On Oct 23, 2013
Dannyxy: weird
*hammers his head on the wall*
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Caseless: 7:50am On Oct 23, 2013
Jekyll & Hyde:
Caseless and Kslib,

Una sickness don enter very negative stage o. Pele.
*pee in front of his room*

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