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Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Mynd44: 8:46am On Jun 23, 2012
Idowuogbo:
Urs can't b converted

Options were aborted.
Your maths teacher lied to you. I know you look up to him but he knew you would not get the concept so he liedcheesy
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by spikesC(m): 8:47am On Jun 23, 2012
sexkillz: shots fired. . .shocked
Spikes she says you gay man. . . ,

Thats what she thought when i chosed a ferrari instead of the horse wink
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by cindyrella(f): 8:49am On Jun 23, 2012
Idowuogbo:
Lai Lai! Na Mr Bruce lee he get. cheesy

True na commando he get I don see am cheesy
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by spikesC(m): 8:49am On Jun 23, 2012
Mynd_44:
Even after charging what can a mouse do to a mammoth?

He can eat his food and ride his horse
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Mynd44: 8:49am On Jun 23, 2012
Idowuogbo:
He was kicking wiv speed

I knew my fellow wud b a g in sexmactics and abuna sharpening.

My pikin na A starrrrrrrrrr!

Gba beski!
if that was the case he would have been a football star nah
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Mynd44: 8:49am On Jun 23, 2012
sexkillz: Myndi, he says he feels like kidnapping Cyndi. . .

Break his leg! angry
He said he feels like. That does not mean he would dare do it
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Nobody: 8:50am On Jun 23, 2012
spikes C:

Thats what she thought when i chosed a ferrari instead of the horse wink
When you "chosed" what. . .

My friend speak good English! angry
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Mynd44: 8:51am On Jun 23, 2012
spikes C:

He can eat his food and ride his horse
And since when did mice started riding horses?
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Idowuogbo(f): 8:51am On Jun 23, 2012
Mynd_44:
Your maths teacher lied to you. I know you look up to him but he knew you would not get the concept so he liedcheesy
No he dint! He knew I would meet ur types, so he left me options. grin
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Mynd44: 8:51am On Jun 23, 2012
sexkillz: Someone failed biology. . .shocked
I figured I did not need it. I had to much practical experience
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Idowuogbo(f): 8:52am On Jun 23, 2012
sexkillz: When you "chosed" what. . .

My friend speak good English! angry

He only paid for science classes na! D school refused d buy 1 get 1 free option. grin
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by spikesC(m): 8:53am On Jun 23, 2012
sexkillz: When you "chosed" what. . .

My friend speak good English! angry

undecided

She's the horse, a ferrari is a car, an advanced means of...

Really, your brain needs to be reformated
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Idowuogbo(f): 8:54am On Jun 23, 2012
cindyrella:

True na commando he get I don see am cheesy

He wore a dildoooo! Gal u got punked! cheesy
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by masterpiecer(m): 8:54am On Jun 23, 2012
Mynd_44:
Even after charging what can a mouse do to a mammoth?

crawl tru its trunk n bite its brain grin
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by spikesC(m): 8:54am On Jun 23, 2012
Mynd_44:
And since when did mice started riding horses?

Thats a question ur cyndy needs to answer grin
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Mynd44: 8:54am On Jun 23, 2012
Idowuogbo:
No he dint! He knew I would meet ur types, so he left me options. grin
Another lie he told you. Seriously ma, I did not know you are so gullible
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Nobody: 8:55am On Jun 23, 2012
Mynd_44:
And since when did mice started riding horses?
"Mice started riding?"

oh blood of God. . . grin
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by cindyrella(f): 8:55am On Jun 23, 2012
sexkillz: shots fired. . .shocked
Spikes she says you gay man. . . ,

Referee too dey wound oh angry
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by masterpiecer(m): 8:55am On Jun 23, 2012
Mynd_44:
He said he feels like. That does not mean he would dare do it

n dont tink i would b asking 4 a ransom wen i do dat
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Idowuogbo(f): 8:56am On Jun 23, 2012
Mynd_44:
if that was the case he would have been a football star nah
He is a star in planet punnnyworld.
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Mynd44: 8:57am On Jun 23, 2012
masterpiecer:

crawl tru its trunk n bite its brain grin
And someone said I failed Biology. How does the trunk link the brain? Besides he will die of the immerse heat first.
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Nobody: 8:57am On Jun 23, 2012
spikes C:

undecided

She's the horse, a ferrari is a car, an advanced means of...

Really, your brain needs to be reformated
Olodo, is "chosed" correct English?

Your brain should be erased. . .grin
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by cindyrella(f): 8:57am On Jun 23, 2012
masterpiecer: @Cindyrella
i av a strong feeling dat i ll kidnap u
(true confession)

You will be surprise when the kidnapper becomes the kidnappee grin grin(if that's a word)
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Idowuogbo(f): 8:58am On Jun 23, 2012
Mynd_44:
Another lie he told you. Seriously ma, I did not know you are so gullible
Gullible? Na boss! U jus mad cus I didn't measure ur Chinco in metres.
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by cindyrella(f): 8:58am On Jun 23, 2012
sexkillz: Myndi, he says he feels like kidnapping Cyndi. . .

Break his leg! angry

angry
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Mynd44: 8:59am On Jun 23, 2012
masterpiecer:

n dont tink i would b asking 4 a ransom wen i do dat
look at her the wrong way and get blasted by a lightning spark from Zeus
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Nobody: 8:59am On Jun 23, 2012
masterpiecer:

crawl tru its trunk n bite its brain grin
My friend, go back to school! grin
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by masterpiecer(m): 8:59am On Jun 23, 2012
Mynd_44:

And someone said I failed Biology. How does the trunk link the brain? Besides he will die of the immerse heat first.

dont bother to know how d mouse would link to d brain, they always dig their way tru anytin
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by cindyrella(f): 8:59am On Jun 23, 2012
Mynd_44:
Even after charging what can a mouse do to a mammoth?

Absolutely nothing! grin
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by spikesC(m): 9:00am On Jun 23, 2012
Idowuogbo:
Gullible? Na boss! U jus mad cus I didn't measure ur Chinco in metres.

How did u know so much about Mr. Jay...just wondering
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Mynd44: 9:00am On Jun 23, 2012
sexkillz: Olodo, is "chosed" correct English?

Your brain should be erased. . .grin
hilarious
Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Nobody: 9:01am On Jun 23, 2012
Mynd_44:
look at her the wrong way and get blasted by a lightning spark from Zeus
Ol' boy, he is still looking at her. . .

Pluck his eye! grin

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