uj_sizzle:
lol *hands her a plate of rice and a bottle of coke*
try not to choke on it

uj_sizzle:
Kay . How was ur day?

Maria-Goretti:
ah ah, madam uj, me no drink coke o... You no get juice or enrgy drink like you know nah...

xynerise:
am hungry too

uj_sizzle:
too early for energy drink. *gives her a glass of cranberry juice* it's kinda tart but healthy .

CFCfan:

My day was good. I ate some fufu with Onugbu soup; helped mom with some Internet stuff and watched History channel.

xynerise:
what about me?

uj_sizzle:
*gives him plate of semovita and onugbu soup n a glass of water*

uj_sizzle:
someone's feeding well . No carry big belle oo

uj_sizzle:
too early for energy drink. *gives her a glass of cranberry juice* it's kinda tart but healthy .

CFCfan:

I go give u pizza with paraga.

HARDDON: ♏☺r♌ing


it beats мч imagination y som folks like Idogu or is it badoski hv no respect ƒoя arenas like dis ! Mostly d YORUBA goons.

They ß up in here spilling their f'ing moda tongue like we can all fathom their ish!

You wano roll raw? PM and save us all dis show of acute lack of sound reasoning . Cos if we all ball in here and pull our foreign language stunts, dis wud be oηε towel of Babel desert!

xynerise:
what kind of prisoner food is this? . I need a plate of chicken pepperoni and a plate of french fries, garnished with ketchup and salad, with turkey azz and the trunk of an elephant.

xynerise:
paraga ko Malaga ni

Glorified_Tunde: WHERE IS MY SWEETNESS

*Dials the phone*
*Ringing*
*Idowuogbo picks up*

HELLO SUNSHINE, DID YOU ENJOY THE NIGHT? HAD TO LEAVE FOR THE OFFICE EARLY, DIDN'T WANT TO WAKE YOU UP. SO SORRY DEAR.
I MADE BREAKFAST ANGEL, JUST TAKE YOUR TIME

CFCfan:

I no dey carry big belle for now.
I saw your pic somewhere, I thought u looked familiar. I'm not sure if we've met before. Bloody hell, u looked good sha.

uj_sizzle:
sorry but i like u too much to send u to an early grave with all dat cholesterol.
Lol @elephant trunk

CFCfan: Shollypopz, HARDDON and Shakira Baby, I dey greet una. Wetin I go offer una? Paraga, alomo bitters, chicken, hotdog or sausage?

Maria-Goretti:
...make it orange juice

CFCfan:

You no know say before them dey give speech, GEJ and Obama dey drink correct paraga. Paraga na d secret of their confidence.

xynerise:
I am on diet and my doctor said I should make cholesterol my best friend for now.

HARDDON:

Ƨ̷̜̩̌̋ůρ̩̩̩̩̥ ma niqqah

None of the abv ƒoя ♏ԑ, I'd rada hv the ♏☺r♌ing freshness fragrance of a creamy doll ... You cudnt supply dis cud Ʊ ?

uj_sizzle:
bloody hell? Lol someone's learning .
Maybe if u explain urself we'd know if we've met before. Thanks tho

Idowuogbo: Toasting begins.....

Ijeb! Am recording dis episode o!

Idowuogbo:

First of all, it's Idowuogbo or Badosky!

Secondly, Good morning!

Thirdly....locate ur mother land

Fourthly....STFU!

uj_sizzle:
like hell he did...not from my kitchen.