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Wat Da Hell? by tjtj1(m): 2:08am On Nov 27, 2007
Just after Lorenna Bobit brutally cut off her
husband's penis, she jumped into her car and sped
away.

On her way down the highway, holding her husbands
penis in her hand, she decided to throw it out the
window. She opened her window and tossed the penis
as far as she could and sped away again.

Meanwhile two locals who were driving down the
same highway happened to cross right by Lorenna
just as she tossed it out the window and the penis
hit their windshield smack dab in the middle.
Stunned but still quiet the two locals drove on.
About three miles down the road one local turned
to the other and said "Man, Did you see the size
of the dick on the Mosquito?"
Re: Wat Da Hell? by Migines(m): 9:00am On Nov 27, 2007
Not so funny . . .But smile funny.
Re: Wat Da Hell? by clemcykul(f): 2:56pm On Nov 27, 2007
teejay hope the size is not ur size coz u got to be loaded grin grin grin grin
Re: Wat Da Hell? by ituen(m): 1:30am On Nov 28, 2007
Na wa for this joke

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