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Old Age Benefits by Migines(m): 1:34pm On Nov 28, 2007 |
Old Age Benefits Yes, being over 50 does have its advantages, 1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 3. No one expects you to run into a burning building. 4. People call at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?" 5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac. 6. There's nothing left to learn the hard way. 7. Things you buy now won't wear out. 8. You can eat dinner at 4 p.m. 9. You can live without sex (but not without glasses). 10. You enjoy hearing about other people's operations. 11. You get into a heated argument about pension plans. 12. You have a party and the neighbours don't even realize it. 13. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge. 14. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room. 15. You sing along with the elevator music. 16. Your eyes won't get much worse. 17. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off. 18. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the National Weather Service. 19. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either. 20. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size. 21. You can't remember who sent you this. |
Re: Old Age Benefits by djcrooky(m): 6:08pm On Nov 28, 2007 |
u are right |
Re: Old Age Benefits by clemcykul(f): 8:16pm On Nov 28, 2007 |
I JUST started arranging my belongings, getting ready for old age |
Re: Old Age Benefits by ituen(m): 12:20pm On Nov 29, 2007 |
How old r u Miggy? |
Re: Old Age Benefits by Migines(m): 1:02pm On Nov 29, 2007 |
I'm 69 goin to 96. How old re u? |
Re: Old Age Benefits by ituen(m): 4:00pm On Nov 29, 2007 |
Im 41 going to 14 |
Re: Old Age Benefits by Migines(m): 4:05pm On Nov 29, 2007 |
Good luck |
Re: Old Age Benefits by Phiniter(m): 8:32pm On Nov 29, 2007 |
To the both of you |
Re: Old Age Benefits by dele9000(m): 8:35am On Nov 30, 2007 |
Lol!crazy people |
Re: Old Age Benefits by djcrooky(m): 8:57am On Nov 30, 2007 |
indeed |
Re: Old Age Benefits by ituen(m): 12:12pm On Nov 30, 2007 |
dele9000: are u defining urself |
Re: Old Age Benefits by Phiniter(m): 9:53am On Dec 02, 2007 |
djcrooky:Defination comfirmation! |
Re: Old Age Benefits by topeteadr(m): 3:31pm On Dec 02, 2007 |
Lol. I'm going from 91 to 19 |
Re: Old Age Benefits by ituen(m): 4:46pm On Dec 03, 2007 |
tope_teadr: Liar like you. You want to start nursery school again? |
Re: Old Age Benefits by Phiniter(m): 6:51pm On Dec 06, 2007 |
He has alreeady enroled |
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