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An Italian, a Frenchman and an Australian are
discussing their relative performance in bed.

The Italian says- "When I've a finsheda makina
da love with my girlfriend I go down and gently
tickle the back of her knees, she floatsa da 6
inches abovea da bed in ecstasy."

The Frenchman replies- "Zat is nothing, when Ah
'ave finished making ze love with my girlfriend
Ah kiss all ze way down her body and zen Ah lick
zer sikes if her feet wiz mah tongue and she
floats ze 12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstasy."

The Aussie says- "That’s nothing, when I've
finished shaggin my Sheila, I get out of bed,
walk over to the window and wipe my cock clean
on the curtains. She hits the f***ing roof!!!!"

lol wicked austrian he just brought her abruptly from cloud nine is not good now, abi

anyway teejay ure improving, come to my office for your exam script ure begining to do well so far

*pats tee jay on the head*

clemcykul:
lol wicked austrian he just brought abruptly from cloud nine is not good now, abi

anyway teejay ure improving, come to my office for your exam script ure begining to do well so far

*pats tee jay on the head*

Well i gave him my lesson notes, so the glory goes to me

@Clemcy let migines catch both of u