Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,194,757 members, 7,955,880 topics. Date: Sunday, 22 September 2024 at 05:40 PM

Be My Valentine - Jokes Etc - Nairaland

Nairaland Forum / Entertainment / Jokes Etc / Be My Valentine (858 Views)

My Valentine Gift To My Lovely Crush . . . . .!!! / My Valentine Gift (2) (3) (4)

(1) (Reply)

Be My Valentine by ThugLife1(m): 5:51pm On Feb 14, 2008
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.

His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says, "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'"

"But why?" asks the man.

"I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies
Re: Be My Valentine by fatslink(f): 6:56pm On Feb 14, 2008
smiley thanks 4 d joke, can't help myself smiling.Happy Val.

(1) (Reply)

The Colonel / Marketing 101 / Chat Between God And A Journalist.

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 6
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.