At last a guy has taken the time to write this all
down Finally, the guys' side of the story.
(I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear "the rules" From the female side.

Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note,  these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!


 
1. Men ARE not mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it
down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be,

1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to
almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help
solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem.
See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an
argument
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7
days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret
girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are,
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways
and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant
the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something
or tell us how you want it done,
not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it
yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to
say during commercials,

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and
neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default
settings
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin
is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we
will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the
hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to,
expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything
you wear Is fine, Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you
are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the
shotgun formation,
or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;


But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like
camping.

        cheers !

Here's to all the my fellow men, cheers!

Good work!  If all you suffer for this is sleeping on the couch for a Night, it's worth it.  3 AWILO SHOTGUN for U!

wow, that's great, thank you my guy, u see now, ladies cant reply to this post, they are just scared off, they know they are beaten, 7 AKON GUNSHOTS FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!

oxsam88:

wow, u see now, ladies can't reply to this post, they are just scared off, they know they are beaten,

Thanks guys and ladies, why havent you responded? we need your responses ! Guys i hope say i dey yann una mind?
Cheers

Yea man,I love this, . , . , KEEP'T UP !!!





Cheers Mate !!

:d !

I am with you all the way

@ mickyplus
i like the one bout the shotgun formation. u a football fan?

Efani:

@ mickyplus
i like the one bout the shotgun formation. u a football fan?

Not really a football fan Efani but, could be down with it sometimes depending on the clubs !
And u?

@ micky
nah i meant american football

being the first girl to comment on this, i wonder the kind of reaction i'll get from you GUYS
thanks for being bold enough to notify us(the feminine gender) of your rules.

we were actually beginning to think there were none for you guys.

as for the 6th no 1 rule, sometimes actions speak louder than words, and you know that some things just cant be said. believe me, hints work.

i see you'll be on that couch for a LOOOOONG time, amidst other denials/punishment.

grudgingly though, i'm willing to admit it was a good write-up,

all rules apply and by God what clor is beige or lilac or wahtever, green, blue, yellow, red, white and black is enough for me.

From rule 1 to rule 1, all join, una feel me? all join.

sleeping on the couch? i go sleep for floor sef, nothin spoil, me i don speak my mind.

Mickplus, thanks for this exposee.

yall r doing good men need to speak up a bit more bout wot dey wnt frm da ladies hrd 2 admit bt great speech

well your statin now girls shall do tha same,

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