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Mean Things To Say To Annoying People by olu4life(m): 7:56pm On Jun 30, 2012 |
>Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental! >Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.>Are your parents siblings? As an outsider, what do you think of the human race? >Calling you silly would be an insult to silly people. >Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth? >Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you? >Don't you have a terribly empty feeling - in your skull? >Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you? Don't you need a license to be that ugly? >Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege! >Go ahead, tell them everything you know. >It'll only take 10 seconds. Have you considered suing your brains for non- support? >He has a mind like a steel trap - always closed! >He is living proof that man can live without a brain! >He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an . >He's not silly; he's possessed by a retarded ghost. >Here's 20 cents. Call all your friends and bring back some change! >Hi! I'm a human being! What are you? >How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open? >I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my backside. >I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it. >I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit? >I don't consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would eat. >I don't know what makes you so silly, but it really works! |
Re: Mean Things To Say To Annoying People by olu4life(m): 8:01pm On Jun 30, 2012 |
This is not really a joke,just something to keep you smiling. So,to the mean ones,please clear off |
Re: Mean Things To Say To Annoying People by bashydemy(m): 10:07pm On Jun 30, 2012 |
You try OP still smilling |
Re: Mean Things To Say To Annoying People by Nobody: 10:31pm On Jun 30, 2012 |
Hahaha! Mehn dis yabbings badt gan oh..... |
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