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God: The Profile by trent9002(m): 8:02am On Jul 01, 2012
1. He had only one major publication.
2. It was in Hebrew.
3. It had no references.
4. It wasn't published in a refereed journal.
5. Some even doubt he wrote it by himself.
6. It may be true that he created the world, but
what has he done since then?
7. His cooperative efforts have been quite
limited.
8. The scientific community has had a hard time
replicating his results.
9. He never applied to the ethics board for
permission to use human subjects.
10. When one experiment went awry he tried to
cover it by drowning his subjects.
11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he
deleted them from the sample.
12. He rarely came to class, just told students to
read the book.
13. Some say he had his son teach the class.
14. He expelled his first two students for
learning.
15. Although there were only 10 requirements,
most of his students failed his tests.
16. His office hours were infrequent and usually
held on a mountain top.
17. No record of working well with colleagues.

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