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How To Get Unlimited Free Data From Mtn. by Panshow(m): 3:15pm On Jul 01, 2012
METHOD 1:
FOR FREE 70 MEGABYTES.
-Buy 7 MTN simcards, 1 for each day of d week.
-Migrate all d simcards to MTN pulse by dialling *406#.
-Recharge with 100naira, & u'll be given 10mb for each sim.
-Note:Each sim should have a particular day of recharge, such that u have 1st sim to be recharge on monday, 2nd sim on tuesday, 3rd sim on wednesday & so on.
-Now, each recharge of 100naira on each sim will give u 10mb, & u're having 7sims, which is a total of 70mb in a week.
-Now u've succeeded in getting free 70mb in a week. The circle can still be repeated the following week.

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Re: How To Get Unlimited Free Data From Mtn. by Panshow(m): 3:17pm On Jul 01, 2012
METHOD 2:
FREE DATA ABOVE 1 GIG.
-Tell all ur neighbours, relatives and friends who are using MTN to migrate to MTN pulse by dialling *406#.
-Once if they've done that, leave them to recharge their sim with 100 naira or more, so that they'll be given free 10mb.
-Comeback & borrow their sim to use the 10mb which is awarded to them.
-Return their sim cards back to them.
-Now, if u have 100 neighbours or relatives who volunteer to give u their simcards, u'll have 10mb x 100 =1000mb, which is =1gig.
Re: How To Get Unlimited Free Data From Mtn. by Panshow(m): 3:19pm On Jul 01, 2012
METHOD 3:
FOR UNLIMITED DATA.
-Buy as many MTN simcards as possible.
-Migrate all the simcards to MTN pulse by dialling *406#.
-Walk down to a near- by business center.
-Get ur self a seat & a bottle of coke.
-Beg each & every customer that want to buy an MTN recharge card, so that u'll load it on ur simcards in order to get the 10 free mb.
-Once they've agreed to give u the recharge card, load it on any of ur numerous simcard & u'll get 10 free mb instantly.
-Transfer back their money to them using share n sell.
-Do to as many customers as you can.
-Imagine that u have 1000 simcards and u got 1000 people who've volunteer to borrow u their recharge cards to load so as to get the 10mb & transfer their credit back to them, u'll get 10mb x 1000 = 10000mb, and that's 10gig.
-Bros, u go even open cyber cafe.
-Good luck.
Re: How To Get Unlimited Free Data From Mtn. by bright007(f): 7:33pm On Jul 01, 2012
Lagos mumu/mugun
Re: How To Get Unlimited Free Data From Mtn. by Valiantvaliant(m): 7:45pm On Jul 01, 2012
*Grabs panshow by d diiick n leads him off to Phsychatric hospital* All of a sudden Amadioha appears n strikes panshow's left asss with lightening*everyone is happy.
Re: How To Get Unlimited Free Data From Mtn. by Nobody: 8:18pm On Jul 01, 2012
Panshow u get problem oh. Are u sure u've taken ur drugs??
But seriously its funny and stuppid at d same time
Re: How To Get Unlimited Free Data From Mtn. by Nobody: 10:46am On Jul 02, 2012
Funny and stuppid

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Re: How To Get Unlimited Free Data From Mtn. by bashydemy(m): 11:05am On Jul 02, 2012
this OP dey craze i swear, He is jobless i think
Re: How To Get Unlimited Free Data From Mtn. by jeezybuck: 12:30pm On Jul 02, 2012
Crazy man, I hope you wont die in poverty
Re: How To Get Unlimited Free Data From Mtn. by Aizebioje(m): 1:45pm On Jul 02, 2012
Thz is neither free nor unlimited
Re: How To Get Unlimited Free Data From Mtn. by Aizebioje(m): 1:46pm On Jul 02, 2012
Thz is neither free nor unlimited dhz guy dy madt!
Re: How To Get Unlimited Free Data From Mtn. by Panshow(m): 2:27pm On Jul 02, 2012
Valiantvaliant: *Grabs panshow by d diiick n leads him off to Phsychatric hospital* All of a sudden Amadioha appears n strikes panshow's left asss with lightening*everyone is happy.
Where's this alien from?.
Re: How To Get Unlimited Free Data From Mtn. by Panshow(m): 2:31pm On Jul 02, 2012
booqee: Panshow u get problem oh. Are u sure u've taken ur drugs??
But seriously its funny and stuppid at d same time
No mind me booqee, I just realised that i've smoked some raps of weed b4 posting this ish.
Re: How To Get Unlimited Free Data From Mtn. by Panshow(m): 2:37pm On Jul 02, 2012
@All, on my way to the psychiatry, ''madt tinz''.
Re: How To Get Unlimited Free Data From Mtn. by hakunajay(m): 6:46pm On Jul 02, 2012
lol
Re: How To Get Unlimited Free Data From Mtn. by Walexz02(m): 9:02pm On Jul 02, 2012
Panshow: @All, on my way to the psychiatry, ''madt tinz''.
better!¡
Re: How To Get Unlimited Free Data From Mtn. by Lagusta(m): 11:30pm On Jul 02, 2012
Panshow: @All, on my way to the psychiatry, ''madt tinz''.

I advise u go to Dr. Bin's memorial psychiatric hospital. I heard that their new electroshock therapy works wonders. I m sure a whooping 11,000volts jolting ur medulla oblongata will work wonders......

Give me a feedback when u r done




C YA!!!!!!!!
Re: How To Get Unlimited Free Data From Mtn. by collins123(m): 11:35pm On Jul 02, 2012
vomits!
Re: How To Get Unlimited Free Data From Mtn. by bashydemy(m): 1:19am On Jul 03, 2012
^^^ what happen? you chop poo?
Re: How To Get Unlimited Free Data From Mtn. by Panshow(m): 10:39am On Jul 03, 2012
@collins123,
bashy_demy: ^^^ what happen? you chop poo?
Re: How To Get Unlimited Free Data From Mtn. by asdeen(m): 9:01pm On Apr 30, 2013
Haba is not working now
Re: How To Get Unlimited Free Data From Mtn. by sixteendigits: 10:33pm On Sep 20, 2014
Panshow: METHOD 3:
FOR UNLIMITED DATA.
-Buy as many MTN simcards as possible.
-Migrate all the simcards to MTN pulse by dialling *406#.
-Walk down to a near- by business center.
-Get ur self a seat & a bottle of coke.
-Beg each & every customer that want to buy an MTN recharge card, so that u'll load it on ur simcards in order to get the 10 free mb.
-Once they've agreed to give u the recharge card, load it on any of ur numerous simcard & u'll get 10 free mb instantly.
-Transfer back their money to them using share n sell.
-Do to as many customers as you can.
-Imagine that u have 1000 simcards and u got 1000 people who've volunteer to borrow u their recharge cards to load so as to get the 10mb & transfer their credit back to them, u'll get 10mb x 1000 = 10000mb, and that's 10gig.
-Bros, u go even open cyber cafe.
-Good luck.
nice one chief we no get work name Sim we go dey buy

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