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The Books Of The Bible !! by JayKayMaybachz(m): 4:01pm On Jul 02, 2012
Our journey
began at Genesis
through
Exodus. On the way, we
saw Leviticus
recording
the
... Numbers of people at
Deuteronomy, while
Joshua
was waiting at the
beautiful gate for Judges
to see
Ruth calling loudly
"Samuel, Samuel". At a
stage,
the,first and second
Kings of Chronicles were
coming
to visit Ezra, Nehemiah
and Esther for the
misfortune
of Job, their brother.
Then they noticed that
Mr.
Psalms was teaching his
children Proverbs
concerning
Ecclesiastes and Songs of
Solomon. This
coincided
with the period that
Isaiah and Jeremiah
were
engaged in Lamentation
for Ezekiel and Daniel
their
friend. By that time,
Amos and Obadiah were
not
around. Three days later,
Hosea, Joel and
Jonah
traveled in the same ship
with Micah and
Nahum
to
Jerusalem . More
also,Habakkuk visited
Zephaniah
who introduced him to
Haggai a friend of
Zechariah
whose cousin is Malachi.
Immediately after
the
old
tradition, Matthew, Mark,
Luke and John got
involved in Acts with the
Romans who were
behaving like the
Corinthians, who were
also
always
at loggerhead with the
Galatians. At that time
too,
the Ephesians realizing
that the Philippians
were
close
to the
Colossians,suggested to
the
Thessalonians
that
they should first of all
see Timothy who had
gone
to
the house of Titus to
teach Philemon his
younger
brother how to read and
write Hebrew. On
hearing,
James asked Peter to
explain to him how the
three
Johns have disclosed to
Jude the Revelation of
our
Lord Jesus Christ.

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Re: The Books Of The Bible !! by bunmioguns(m): 4:24pm On Jul 02, 2012
I don't knw if its funny or not undecided undecided undecided undecided
Re: The Books Of The Bible !! by ITbomb(m): 4:42pm On Jul 02, 2012
Brilliant
Re: The Books Of The Bible !! by Nobody: 6:11pm On Jul 02, 2012
very gud dear! Bt u didn't acknowledge d source-it's sort of plagiarism u knw? Anyway I first read it in Our Daily Manna (ODM) daily devotional booklet by Pastor Chris. I memorized it n made a presentation wit it in ma local church sometime in 2009. Thumbs up! Tins like dis shud b brot 2 limelight, it's an excellent creativity.
Re: The Books Of The Bible !! by JayKayMaybachz(m): 7:40pm On Jul 02, 2012
onyejiokem: very gud dear! Bt u didn't acknowledge d source-it's sort of plagiarism u knw? Anyway I first read it in Our Daily Manna (ODM) daily devotional booklet by Pastor Chris. I memorized it n made a presentation wit it in ma local church sometime in 2009. Thumbs up! Tins like dis shud b brot 2 limelight, it's an excellent creativity.
Thanks dear...
Re: The Books Of The Bible !! by Dygeasy(m): 8:55pm On Jul 02, 2012
JayKayMaybachz: Our journey
began at Genesis
through
Exodus. On the way, we
saw Leviticus
recording
the
... Numbers of people at
Deuteronomy, while
Joshua
was waiting at the
beautiful gate for Judges
to see
Ruth calling loudly
"Samuel, Samuel". At a
stage,
the,first and second
Kings of Chronicles were
coming
to visit Ezra, Nehemiah
and Esther for the
misfortune
of Job, their brother.
Then they noticed that
Mr.
Psalms was teaching his
children Proverbs
concerning
Ecclesiastes and Songs of
Solomon. This
coincided
with the period that
Isaiah and Jeremiah
were
engaged in Lamentation
for Ezekiel and Daniel
their
friend. By that time,
Amos and Obadiah were
not
around. Three days later,
Hosea, Joel and
Jonah
traveled in the same ship
with Micah and
Nahum
to
Jerusalem . More
also,Habakkuk visited
Zephaniah
who introduced him to
Haggai a friend of
Zechariah
whose cousin is Malachi.
Immediately after
the
old
tradition, Matthew, Mark,
Luke and John got
involved in Acts with the
Romans who were
behaving like the
Corinthians, who were
also
always
at loggerhead with the
Galatians. At that time
too,
the Ephesians realizing
that the Philippians
were
close
to the
Colossians,suggested to
the
Thessalonians
that
they should first of all
see Timothy who had
gone
to
the house of Titus to
teach Philemon his
younger
brother how to read and
write Hebrew. On
hearing,
James asked Peter to
explain to him how the
three
Johns have disclosed to
Jude the Revelation of
our
Lord Jesus Christ.
kpa kpa kpa kpa kpa.. Rounds of applauses..tho psalm wasnt included u still try sha
Re: The Books Of The Bible !! by ITbomb(m): 11:34pm On Jul 02, 2012
Dygeasy: kpa kpa kpa kpa kpa.. Rounds of applauses..tho psalm wasnt included u still try sha
You really need a binoculars
Re: The Books Of The Bible !! by bashydemy(m): 1:22am On Jul 03, 2012
Dygeasy: kpa kpa kpa kpa kpa.. Rounds of applauses..tho psalm wasnt included u still try sha
you dey see road so? you no see psalm inside abi you wear Mukina bra for face
Re: The Books Of The Bible !! by Yeske2(m): 9:31am On Jul 03, 2012
Cool
Re: The Books Of The Bible !! by Nobody: 10:09am On Jul 03, 2012
Creative
Re: The Books Of The Bible !! by Dygeasy(m): 3:04pm On Jul 03, 2012
bashy_demy: you dey see road so? you no see psalm inside abi you wear Mukina bra for face
easy man
Re: The Books Of The Bible !! by Dygeasy(m): 3:05pm On Jul 03, 2012
ITbomb:
You really need a binoculars
calm down
Re: The Books Of The Bible !! by Nobody: 7:59pm On Jul 03, 2012
undecided

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