There were three men living together in London. An Afro-American, a West Indian and a Nigerian. They were all starving because they didn't have money to buy food. However upon coming close to a posh London restaurant in this classy neighbourhood, they decided to come up with a plan.
The Afro-American went in first. After being seated, he ordered a three course meal with white wine. When he had finished the meal, the waiter came by with the bill.
"LISTEN MY MAN, I ALREADY PAID YOU!" - the Afro-American shouted! The waiter was very confused because he could not remember being paid. But because he did not want to cause any trouble, he let the brother leave.

Five minutes later, the West Indian walked into the same restaurant and ordered a five course meal with red wine. When he was finished eating, the waiter came by to collect the money for the food. "HEY, HEY, LOOK AT ME CROSSES. BUT AH PAID YOU ALREADY!" - the West Indian shouted. This time the manager came and had to calm down the West Indian, because he did not want anything to upset the other customers. He let the guy go.

Ten minutes later, the Nigerian walked in. And you know how we are. He sat down. Lit up a cigarette, and ordered the most expensive meal on the menu, plus two bottles of Guinness. After he had finished, the waiter came to collect the money for the meal, But before the Nigerian could say anything, the waiter spoke to him .
"Sir, I have been having all sorts of problems all day and I can't understand it. Two other people like you came in earlier and ate, and they say that they paid me but I don't remember getting any money from them so, "
Before he could finish, the Nigerian interrupted, rather emphatically, "OGA I SORRY FOR YOU OOOO. BUT DAT NA YOUR PROBLEM. I JUST WANT YOU TO GIVE ME MY CHANGE!!"

it was aiiight

that was funny. damn am rolling.

:-x

that was funny

LOL and I thought romanians were bad ! hahahahaahaa

damn

free food

l.o.l

nice one

typical naija

i can't stop laughing.pls help

LOL! thats Nigerians for you.
love them to death!

@ poster
krazee joke
I bet you that guy must be ibo and that line must have started with "Nna men".

I no abuse my ibo friends o,

Not much offence taken

nija too much

nija too much

Change?
lol

:d :d :d :d ;d

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In United States of America they invented a machine that catches thieves; they took it out to different countries for a test. · USA, in 30 minutes it caught 500 thieves,· Ghana, in 10 minutes it caught 6000 thieves,· Nigeria, in 5 minutes the machine was stolen.

LMAO

chioya:

In United States of America they invented a machine that catches thieves; they took it out to different countries for a test. · USA, in 30 minutes it caught 500 thieves,· Ghana, in 10 minutes it caught 6000 thieves,· Nigeria, in 5 minutes the machine was stolen.

Enough of this fucking joke we've seen it here more than 300 times

am tired of seeing d joke 2
who posted it?

Hi guys lets be real for once. no old stories

chioya:

am tired of seeing d joke 2
who posted it?

, but you just re-re-re-, [etc] posted it!

@post

ok

:p :p

chioya, what icon is supposed to be there?

na tongue oh my brother i no know watin them seun and sam milla dey do.

oops, i 4get to tell u guy, i locked them up in my toilet. they been dey try toast my precious sister