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| Hard Elbow. by shagger(m): 4:16pm On Dec 01, 2007 |
A GUY WAS CHECKING OUT OF AN HOTEL WHEN HE TURNS ROUND AND MISTAKENLY HIT IS ELBOW ON A LADY'S BREAST, HE WAS FULL OF APOLOGY AND SAID: " LADY, PLEASE FIND IT IN YOUR HEART TO FORGIVE ME IF YOUR HEART IS AS SOFT AS YOUR BREAST". THE LADY REPLIED:" GENTLEMAN, IF YOUR DICK IS AS HARD AS YOUR ELBOW , I'M IN ROOM 314. GETTING FIXED. A LADY WHO IS GETTING MARRIED FOR THE FOURTH TIME WAS TELLING HER CHIEF BRIDE'S MAID THE REASON WHY SHE IS GETTING MARRIED THE FOURTH TIME: MY FIRST HUSBAND WAS A DOCTOR, THE ONLY THING HE WANTED TO DO WAS TO LOOK AT IT; MY SECOND HUSBAND WAS A PSCHOLOGIST THE ONLY THING HE WANTED TO DO WAS TO TALK ABOUT IT; MY LAST HUSBAND WAS A PLUMBER, THE ONLY THING HE WANTED TO DO WAS TO STICK HIS HAND INSIDE IT; MY NEW HUSBAND IS A LAWYER, I KNOW I'M GOING TO GET F*ED. |
| Re: Hard Elbow. by Migines(m): 8:09pm On Dec 01, 2007 |
Yeah yeah. |
| Re: Hard Elbow. by topeteadr(m): 8:18pm On Dec 02, 2007 |
*poinks*. |
| Re: Hard Elbow. by clemcykul(f): 2:37pm On Dec 04, 2007 |
dont worry poster ull get fu*cked for sure   |
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