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Zulus by Nobody: 8:06pm On Jul 04, 2012
A plane,on its way to New York The pilot says: "Ladies
and Gentlemen, the plane is
losing altitude & all the baggage must be thrown
out."
A little later, the pilot says "We're still losing
altitude; we must throw anything out that is in
the
cabin". The plane continues its descent despite
more things being thrown out.
Pilot: "Still going down - we must throw out
some
people". * *There's a big gasp from the
passengers!
Pilot: "But to make this fair, passengers will be
thrown out in alphabetical order. So... A... any
Africans on board?" No one moves. "B.. any
Blacks on board?" No one moves. "C... any
Coloureds on board?" Still, no one moves. "grin....
any
Darkies?"
A little black boy Mokox asks his dad Lefax:
"Dad...what are we?
Lefax: "Tonight son, we are Zulus... !!
Re: Zulus by toygod2: 4:56am On Jul 05, 2012
whoops grin grin grin

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