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| We Are Zulus by Caliente(op): 8:30am On Nov 23, 2008 |
[size=13pt] An airplane is flying over the US at night. The pilot says, "Ladies and Gentlemen, the plane is losing altitude and all the baggage must be thrown out." A little later the pilot says, "We're still losing altitude, we must throw out anything in the cabin" The plane continues it's descent despite more things being thrown out. Pilot: "Still going down we must throw out some people." There was a big gasp from the passengers. Pilot: "But to make this fair passengers will be thrown out in alphabetical order." "So. . . A. . . any African on board?" No one moved. "B. . . any blacks on board?" No one moved. "C. . . any coloureds on board?" Still no one moved. A little black boy asked his dad. "Dad, what are?" Dad replied instantly saying, "Tonight son, we are Zulus" [/size] |
| Re: We Are Zulus by sima(f): 8:56am On Nov 23, 2008 |
Caliente is a zulu. . . ![]() |
| Re: We Are Zulus by krama(m): 11:46am On Nov 23, 2008 |
. . . ![]() |
| Re: We Are Zulus by bydot1(m): 12:08pm On Nov 23, 2008 |
Zulus indeed! |
| Re: We Are Zulus by Caliente(op): 1:07pm On Nov 23, 2008 |
[size=13pt]Hope say una go service before posting here this sunday otherwise I'll start banning you in descending alphabetical order. If that's the case, then S . . . . comes first. [/size] |
| Re: We Are Zulus by Gabry(f): 1:34pm On Nov 23, 2008 |
NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! WHYYYYYYYYYY. . . . |
| Re: We Are Zulus by just2nice(m): 3:34pm On Nov 23, 2008 |
Why ask why? |
| Re: We Are Zulus by Caliente(op): 5:48pm On Nov 23, 2008 |
[size=13pt] I don't know why o[/size] |
| Re: We Are Zulus by bydot1(m): 6:52pm On Nov 23, 2008 |
Gaby dey fear na ![]() |
| Re: We Are Zulus by just2nice(m): 8:32pm On Nov 23, 2008 |
Why gab dey fear na?Short people like her no suppose get shaking.Remember say baba God talk am say 'Lo(w),I am with you always' ![]() |
| Re: We Are Zulus by sima(f): 11:11pm On Nov 23, 2008 |
Caliente:thank God i'm not S. . ![]() i'm C ![]() |
| Re: We Are Zulus by yysl: 2:43pm On Nov 24, 2008 |
Caliente:u must knou why |
| Re: We Are Zulus by clemcykul(f): 3:19pm On Nov 24, 2008 |
no i musnt ![]() |
| Re: We Are Zulus by sima(f): 6:21am On Nov 25, 2008 |
yes u must ![]() |
| Re: We Are Zulus by Gabry(f): 9:28am On Nov 25, 2008 |
See all ma animals for hia. Come back to da zoo. Your meals are ready now. ![]() |
| Re: We Are Zulus by clemcykul(f): 10:42am On Nov 25, 2008 |
all hail gabbie the chimp. |
| Re: We Are Zulus by sima(f): 9:10pm On Nov 25, 2008 |
i prefer d gorrila side of her ![]() d baboon side aint dat bad too . . . but d orangutan's side is d best ![]() |
| Re: We Are Zulus by clemcykul(f): 11:49am On Nov 26, 2008 |
jeeeze aww poor gabbie ![]() |
| Re: We Are Zulus by sima(f): 6:55pm On Nov 28, 2008 |
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