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We Are Zulus by Caliente(m): 8:30am On Nov 23, 2008
[size=13pt] An airplane is flying over the US at night. The pilot says, "Ladies and Gentlemen, the plane is losing altitude and all the baggage must be thrown out." A little later the pilot says, "We're still losing altitude, we must throw out anything in the cabin"
The plane continues it's descent despite more things being thrown out.
Pilot: "Still going down we must throw out some people."
There was a big gasp from the passengers.
Pilot: "But to make this fair passengers will be thrown out in alphabetical order."

"So. . .  A. . .  any African on board?"
No one moved.

"B. . .  any blacks on board?"
No one moved.

"C. . .  any coloureds on board?"
Still no one moved.

A little black boy asked his dad. "Dad,  what are?"
Dad replied instantly saying,  "Tonight son, we are Zulus"
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Re: We Are Zulus by sima(f): 8:56am On Nov 23, 2008
Caliente is a zulu. . .  cheesy tongue
Re: We Are Zulus by krama(m): 11:46am On Nov 23, 2008
. . . grin
Re: We Are Zulus by bydot1(m): 12:08pm On Nov 23, 2008
Zulus indeed!
Re: We Are Zulus by Caliente(m): 1:07pm On Nov 23, 2008
[size=13pt]Hope say una go service before posting here this sunday otherwise I'll start banning you in descending alphabetical order. If that's the case, then S . . . . comes first. [/size]
Re: We Are Zulus by Gabry(f): 1:34pm On Nov 23, 2008
NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! WHYYYYYYYYYY. . . . embarassed lipsrsealed sad cry
Re: We Are Zulus by just2nice(m): 3:34pm On Nov 23, 2008
Why ask why?
Re: We Are Zulus by Caliente(m): 5:48pm On Nov 23, 2008
[size=13pt] I don't know why o[/size]
Re: We Are Zulus by bydot1(m): 6:52pm On Nov 23, 2008
Gaby dey fear na grin
Re: We Are Zulus by just2nice(m): 8:32pm On Nov 23, 2008
Why gab dey fear na?Short people like her no suppose get shaking.Remember say baba God talk am say 'Lo(w),I am with you always' cheesy
Re: We Are Zulus by sima(f): 11:11pm On Nov 23, 2008
Caliente:

[size=13pt]Hope say una go service before posting here this sunday otherwise I'll start banning you in descending alphabetical order. If that's the case, then S . . . . comes first. [/size]
thank God i'm not S. . cheesy
i'm C tongue
Re: We Are Zulus by yysl: 2:43pm On Nov 24, 2008
Caliente:

[size=13pt] I don't know why o[/size]
u must knou why
Re: We Are Zulus by clemcykul(f): 3:19pm On Nov 24, 2008
no i musnt smiley
Re: We Are Zulus by sima(f): 6:21am On Nov 25, 2008
yes u must smiley
Re: We Are Zulus by Gabry(f): 9:28am On Nov 25, 2008
See all ma animals for hia. Come back to da zoo. Your meals are ready now. cool
Re: We Are Zulus by clemcykul(f): 10:42am On Nov 25, 2008
all hail gabbie the chimp.
Re: We Are Zulus by sima(f): 9:10pm On Nov 25, 2008
i prefer d gorrila side of her tongue
d baboon side aint dat bad too . . . but d orangutan's side is d best tongue
Re: We Are Zulus by clemcykul(f): 11:49am On Nov 26, 2008
jeeeze
aww poor gabbie embarassed grin embarassed
Re: We Are Zulus by sima(f): 6:55pm On Nov 28, 2008
cry :p cool

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