A man was on the bed with
his wife, sleeping. he dreamt he
was in heaven. When he got to
heaven's gate, he met an angel
who started showing him
everything. After a while the man
asked the angel; can i piss here?.
Angel replied; it's not allowed but
you can. A short while later again,
the man asked; can i mess here?.
Angel replied; it's not allowed but
you can. Minutes later, again, the
man asked; can i poo here?.
Angel replied;
it's not allowed but you can. The
man saw a flower and asked the
angel; can i use the flower to clean
my butt?. Angel said; it's not
allowed but you can. As the man
was about to use the flower to
clean his butt, a hot slap landed on
his face. his Wife shouted; you piss
for bed, i no talk, you mess, i leave
you, i no talk, you poo on top bed, i
leave you, i no talk. You now want
to use my wrapper clean your
bottom, Are you mad?..