See me see wahala ooo! I went
wit a friend to visit his guy frm a
very rich family. D maid
approached me&asked
MAID: what would u lyk to have,
fruit juice, yoghurt, tea, chocolate,
cappuccino , frapuccino or coffee?
ME: tea pls.
MAID: Ceylon tea, Indian tea,
herbal tea, kericho gold tea,bush
tea or green tea?
ME: Ceylon tea pls.
MAID: how do u want it, black or
white?
ME: white. ...
MAID: milk or fresh cream?
ME: with milk.
MAID: goat milk or cow milk?
ME: cow’s milk.
MAID: freezeland cow or Afrikaner
cow?
ME: umm, lemme go with d
freezeland cow.
MAID: would u lyk it with
sweetner, sugar or honey?
ME: sugar.
MAID: bee sugar or cane sugar?
ME: cane sugar
MAID: white, brown or yellow
sugar?
ME: abeg, forget abt d tea, jst give
me a glass of water.
MAID: mineral, tap or distilled
water?
ME: mineral water.
MAID: flavored or non flavored?
ME: infact get me an empty glass!
MAID: do u want a tumbler, wine
glass, champagne flute or a beer
mug?
ME: abeg, free me, i go swallow
my spit..."•

Funny...

I've read dis joke like 134 times! Too old puleassse!
Tho used to be funny.....

booqee: I've read dis joke like 134 times! Too old puleassse!
Tho used to be funny.....

okay now