PSALM 23 ACCORDING TO FAROUK LAWAN

Otedola is my briber, I did not ask.
He maketh me to sit down in his luxurious house.
He leadeth me beside the chilled champagne,
... He exploited my greed.
He leadeth me in the paths of marked dollars, for subsidy's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of the Nigeria police force, I shall fear no arrest, for bribes are with me.
My loots and my kickbacks, they comfort me.
Thou preparest the dollars before me in the presence of my enemies (SSS).
Thou anointest my mouth with sweet wine; my pocket and cap runneth over.
Surely, the shame and reproach shall follow me all the days of my life, but I will dwell in the house of representatives forever. Amen

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