1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/
friends, .

Stupid Question:-

Hey, what are you doing here?

Answer:-

Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here,



2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed
high-heeled shoes steps on your feet,

Stupid Question:-

Sorry, did that hurt?

Answer:-

No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia, , why don't
you try again.



3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask,

Stupid Question:-

Why, why him, of all people.

Answer:-

Why? Would it rather have been you?



4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter

Stupid Question:-

Is ! the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good??

Answer:-

No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We
occassionaly also spit in it.



5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt
meets you after years,

Stupid Question:-

Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.

Answer:-

Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.



6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask,

Stupid Question:-

Is the guy you're marrying good?

Answer:-

No,he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive
lout, it's just the money.



7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone
call,

Stupid Question:-

Sorry. were you sleeping?

Answer:-

No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in
Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping,
you dumb witted slowpoke.



8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently
shorter hair,

Stupid Question:-

Hey have you had a haircut?

Answer:-

No, its autumn and I'm shedding, ,





9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects
in your mouth,

Stupid Question:-

Tell me if it hurts?

Answer:-

No it wont. It will just bleed.



10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman
asks,

Stupid Question:-

Oh, so you smoke.

Answer:-

Gosh, it's a miracle , it was a piece of chalk
and now it's in flames!!!

lmsao

AIPHIE ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
where are you from?
we almost celebrated ur memorial party at the jokes sections

Shes bak AND better

Long time aiphie

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heyy gorl welcome back! how waz ur sabatical leave

ur welcome babie