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|Geddit? by Aiphie(f): 10:19am On Dec 03, 2007|
1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/
Hey, what are you doing here?
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here,
2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed
high-heeled shoes steps on your feet,
Sorry, did that hurt?
No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia, , why don't
you try again.
3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask,
Why, why him, of all people.
Why? Would it rather have been you?
4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Is ! the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good??
No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We
occassionaly also spit in it.
5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt
meets you after years,
Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.
6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask,
Is the guy you're marrying good?
No,he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive
lout, it's just the money.
7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone
Sorry. were you sleeping?
No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in
Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping,
you dumb witted slowpoke.
8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently
Hey have you had a haircut?
No, its autumn and I'm shedding, ,
9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects
in your mouth,
Tell me if it hurts?
No it wont. It will just bleed.
10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman
Oh, so you smoke.
Gosh, it's a miracle , it was a piece of chalk
and now it's in flames!!!
|Re: Geddit? by slitty: 10:22am On Dec 03, 2007|
|Re: Geddit? by tessybaby(f): 10:25am On Dec 03, 2007|
where are you from?
we almost celebrated ur memorial party at the jokes sections
|Re: Geddit? by Migines(m): 10:59am On Dec 03, 2007|
Shes bak AND better
|Re: Geddit? by ituen(m): 5:18pm On Dec 03, 2007|
Long time aiphie
|Re: Geddit? by clemcykul(f): 2:28pm On Dec 04, 2007|
@topic geddit yeah i geddit real good!
heyy gorl welcome back! how waz ur sabatical leave
ur welcome babie
|Re: Geddit? by saucekid(m): 5:14pm On Dec 04, 2007|
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