DURING A CRS LESSON IN THE CLASS.VIEW THE CONVERSATION BETWEEN THE TEACHER AND THE PUPILS.

TEACHER:WHERE DOES GOD LIVE
TAJU:   IN THE CHURCH.
TEACHER:WELL THATS RELEVANT.BUT IF NOBODY COULD ANSWER THIS SIMPLE QUESTION;THEN EXPECT MY PUNISHMENT
ADAMU;(COS HE FEARED THE MAN'S PUNISHMENT) WITH CONFIDENCE AND UPMOST ASSURANCE;HE STOOD AND SHOUTED "IN THE TOILET"
TEACHER:VERY ANGRY.WHO THE HELL IS THAT? WHY DO YOU SAY THAT
ADAMU:COS I REMEMBERED MY DADDY WANTED TO USE OUR TOILET @ HOME WHICH I WAS PRESENTLY USING.AFTER COUNTLESS NUMBER OF KNOCKING;I WAS STILL USING THE TOILET.SO THE LAST TIME HE KNOCKED AND I TOLD HIM I WAS STILL THERE.HE SAID( OH GOD! YOU ARE STILL THERE)

If u religion d0z not respect the dead, no wahala but, it doznt respect God as well.
In fairness to d joke, i din'read'it the title put me off.

the title is eye catching, the joke sounds funny, but then making mockery or jest of God isnt funny!

Gods grace has preserved and kept u alive, then in appreciation for all he has done for u, u dare say he lives in the toilet coz u want attention and be funny

well dont know wat to say anymore just pray for forginess period! pls sin no more

i could be crazy at times, but matters involving God i respect! p

peace!

Who are these sacrilege?I think we should put an end to these witch-hunting.What is wrong with an ordinary title?You are just critising blindly and its your habit to be wasting time on another people's posts.Are you saying your posts are the best or where does this rivalry generated from?You are bloody critics

f<ck off asshole

This joke sucks.
I'm very sure the poster is a numb skull.

U no fear *%&* GOD *%&*.

Please stop making Jokes like this. Is not funny

aristole:

Who are these sacrilege?I think we should put an end to these witch-hunting.What is wrong with an ordinary title?You are just critising blindly and its your habit to be wasting time on another people's posts.Are you saying your posts are the best or where does this rivalry generated from?You are bloody critics

another peoples post? the asshole cant even write english

stop fighting adiye meji ja

number 4 guys*happily waits for number 5 to kick poster out*

@ richo.I know you are wearing microscope and still you are unable to see clearly.Or may be you've taken your usual wraps again.Refer back to what I wrote:'People's post and not your fuckn peoples post.Myopic-brained daft.

Why do u guys condemn the joke. Afterall, u all use the name of the Lord in vain one way or the other

As for miggy, did u need to read the joke b4 u knew that it was disgusting? The title shlda put u off.

To all NL, pls laugh at this because its all abt the intepretation of an innocent person who didnt actually see it a a joke

@ituen
pls read the only post i av on dis thread over again, c0z u myte av to edit urs.

well miggy, ur now exempted