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President Jonathan Asks The Wrong And Got The Right Answer by Laitesmart(m): 6:41am On Jul 09, 2012
President Goodluck Jönathan went visiting some schools in Nigeria. On getting into the classroom of one of such schools, he decided to test the intelligence of the class by asking the question. " Who can tell me what a TRAGEDY is?".
A student raised his hand and said. " If my next door friend is playing on the street and is hitted by a car, that is a tragedy sir". The president said. "No, that iz nt a tragedy, it is an ACCIDENT.
Another student said. " If a vehicle with 50 students runs off a cliff. That is tragedy sir". The president said no. That is a GREAT LOSS.
After some few minutes silence with no answer forthcoming, a warri boy stood up and said.." Sir. If you are travelling in a plane with the first lady dame Patience Gej and the plane crashes, that is Tragedy sir."
The president said. " Good. Pls clap 4 him. Can u xplain why it is a tragedy?
The boy answered "It will be a tragedy because Losing u and your wife sir, will not be an ACCIDENT and at d same time, it won't be a GREAT LOSS...
Re: President Jonathan Asks The Wrong And Got The Right Answer by werepeLeri: 8:24am On Jul 09, 2012
Childish
Re: President Jonathan Asks The Wrong And Got The Right Answer by crackhouse(m): 10:35am On Jul 09, 2012
4/10
Re: President Jonathan Asks The Wrong And Got The Right Answer by Exponental(m): 10:43am On Jul 09, 2012
Lol....
Nigerians are fed up with mr presido, make d man go resign ooo as many people now wish him death.
Re: President Jonathan Asks The Wrong And Got The Right Answer by bashydemy(m): 11:07am On Jul 09, 2012
hahahaa funny jare OP you try no mind haterz ooo

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