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10 Of 1 Fruit. by shaneroberts26: 7:37am On Jul 10, 2012 |
One day in d forest,3 guys were just hiking along a trail wen ol of a sudden a huge pack of Kano State Jihad soldiers on a raid attacked dem and knockd dem out. Wen they woke up,they were at d Emir's palace. D Emir den said"All of una life may b spared if una fit find 10 of 1 fruit and bring them to me."So after a while d first man returned wit 10 apple.D Emir ordered him to stick all of dem up his nyash witout makin any xpresion at ol on his face.He had a little bit of troubl wit d first one and started cryin while tryin to put d second one.He was immediately killd.So d 2nd guy came in wit 10 grape.D Emir orderd him to do d same as d first guy.After nyashin d 9th grape,d guy started laughin so hard for no apparent reason and was killed.D first 2 guys soon met in heaven and d 1st guy ask d 2nd guy,"Why did u start laughin?U only needed one more grape and u wuld hav gotten away!" 2nd guy answered y stil laughin,"I kuldnt help it,i saw d 3rd guy walkin in wit pineapples." |
Re: 10 Of 1 Fruit. by toygod2: 1:19am On Jul 11, 2012 |
seen b4 |
Re: 10 Of 1 Fruit. by shaneroberts26: 6:40am On Jul 11, 2012 |
Owk |
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