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What's That Thing You Can Never Use Your Money To Buy? by OkikiOluwa1(m): 1:06pm On Jul 11, 2012
Hey peeps, what's that thing that pisses you off & you can never use your money to buy? I have a top 10
list of mine.
Honestly I can't spend my money on any of these things. They are;
1. I ll never use my money to buy brand new notes (money) Some people buy new money inother to spend them during parties.

2. I ll never use my money to marry a 2nd hand woman.

3. I ll never use my money to watch Manchester United play football.

4. I ll never spend my money on Bleaching Creams.

5. I ll never buy a Branded Outfits of another celebrity. Me sef be star. I ll rather wear a cloth branded 4 me.

6. I ll never spend my money on Public Toilets.

7. I ll never spend on Sex or Asewo (Either long time or short time).

8. I ll never use my money to watch a Stripper.

9. If I m a Lady, I ll never buy a 2nd hand Bra or pant. Lmao!

10. I ll never spend my money on Alcohols.

Whats that thing that you can never spend your money on?
Please add yours.
Re: What's That Thing You Can Never Use Your Money To Buy? by Exponental(m): 1:29pm On Jul 11, 2012
@op, Never say never. I bet u can do d following...all depends on d situations/conditions attached.


2. I ll never use my money to marry a 2nd hand woman.--WHEN U FALL IN LOVE, U FORGET IF SHE IS FAIRLY OR REALLY USED

3. I ll never use my money to watch Manchester United play football.-- IF MAN U PLAYS AGAINST UR TEAM NKO?

6. I ll never spend my money on Public Toilets.--SHAARRRAP THERE! SHIIIT NEVA GRAB U B4 ABII, U THINK SAY UNA BE MATE!

7. I ll never spend on Sex or Asewo (Either long time or short time).-- APART 4M RAP.E U PAY 4 SEX, DIRECTLY OR INDIRECTLY, ITS INEVITABLE.

8. I ll never use my money to watch a Stripper.-- WAT IF U HAVE A DEAL WITH SOMEONE N U ARE TO MEET AT THE STRIPPING CLUB

9. If I m a Lady, I ll never buy a 2nd hand Bra or pant. Lmao!-- WAIT TILL THEN

10. I ll never spend my money on Alcohols.-- WAT IF UR BOSS DEMANDS 4 IT AFTER PROMOTING U 2 CELEBRATE U?

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Re: What's That Thing You Can Never Use Your Money To Buy? by OkikiOluwa1(m): 10:34pm On Jul 11, 2012
Exponental: @op, Never say never. I bet u can do d following...all depends on d situations/conditions attached.


2. I ll never use my money to marry a 2nd hand woman.--WHEN U FALL IN LOVE, U FORGET IF SHE IS FAIRLY OR REALLY USED

3. I ll never use my money to watch Manchester United play football.-- IF MAN U PLAYS AGAINST UR TEAM NKO?

6. I ll never spend my money on Public Toilets.--SHAARRRAP THERE! SHIIIT NEVA GRAB U B4 ABII, U THINK SAY UNA BE MATE!

7. I ll never spend on Sex or Asewo (Either long time or short time).-- APART 4M RAP.E U PAY 4 SEX, DIRECTLY OR INDIRECTLY, ITS INEVITABLE.

8. I ll never use my money to watch a Stripper.-- WAT IF U HAVE A DEAL WITH SOMEONE N U ARE TO MEET AT THE STRIPPING CLUB

9. If I m a Lady, I ll never buy a 2nd hand Bra or pant. Lmao!-- WAIT TILL THEN

10. I ll never spend my money on Alcohols.-- WAT IF UR BOSS DEMANDS 4 IT AFTER PROMOTING U 2 CELEBRATE U?

@Exponental, 4get abt d conditn & situation attached.
2. Do u knw d kinda 2nd hand woman I m talking abt?
3. D last tym I watched Man U play against d club I support. D club lost 2-8.
6. Lmao!
7. D bride price dat I ll pay over my wife s not sex money. Marriage s not abt sex alone.
8. I cant imagine d kinda biz meeting dat ll drag me 2 a club not 2 talk of a stripping club.
9. Abeg no let ladies decend on me concerning dat matter?
10. I dont v a boss dat booze. My faith negates drinking alcohol etc.

& 2 u sef, wetin b dat tin wey u no fit use ur money buy?
Re: What's That Thing You Can Never Use Your Money To Buy? by Nobody: 10:44pm On Jul 11, 2012
op. are u a man or woman seriously confused
Re: What's That Thing You Can Never Use Your Money To Buy? by Exponental(m): 11:26pm On Jul 11, 2012
I av realised that man proposes, God disposes. Many things I once said neva dat I ended up doing.
Maybe shaaa.......
I cant buy mint (i hope i dont negate ds during my weddin)
i cant pay 2 watch my babe/wife been phucked
i cant pay 2 kill
(all I need is Gods grace)

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Re: What's That Thing You Can Never Use Your Money To Buy? by OkikiOluwa1(m): 12:08pm On Jul 12, 2012
booqee: op. are u a man or woman seriously confused
Check my profile . U no c my gender & pinshor (picture) ni?
y r u confused?
Re: What's That Thing You Can Never Use Your Money To Buy? by Nobody: 1:30pm On Jul 12, 2012
If you be guy true true, wetin u wan dey use bra or pant do b4?? undecided
Okiki_oluwa: 9. I ll never buy a 2nd hand Bra or pant.
grin tongue
Re: What's That Thing You Can Never Use Your Money To Buy? by OkikiOluwa1(m): 1:59pm On Jul 12, 2012
booqee: If you be guy true true, wetin u wan dey use bra or pant do b4?? undecided
grin tongue
u didnt read well dat line. It reads; If I m a Lady, I ll never buy a 2nd hand bra or pant.
So...I mean IF I M a LADY.
Re: What's That Thing You Can Never Use Your Money To Buy? by Nobody: 4:32pm On Jul 12, 2012
^^ f*ck it! ;P u just modified your post. "if i'm a lady" wasn't there before! U just modified it. Makes me look like a liar.
Anyway no wahala, nothing do you.
Re: What's That Thing You Can Never Use Your Money To Buy? by Walexz02(m): 6:39pm On Jul 12, 2012
I will never pay 2 kill........lai-lai
Re: What's That Thing You Can Never Use Your Money To Buy? by OkikiOluwa1(m): 9:42pm On Jul 12, 2012
Exponental: i cant pay 2 watch my babe/wife been phucked
i cant pay 2 kill
(all I need is Gods grace)

wife been phucked, Dat 1 na serious mata o!

booqee: ^^ f*ck it! ;P u just modified your post. "if i'm a lady" wasn't there before! U just modified it. Makes me look like a liar.
Anyway no wahala, nothing do you.

I didnt modify d 1st content of ds post. Check d 2nd & 3rd comment made by Exponental & me. U ll c dat no 6. Point; If I m a lady....
They were made b4 u joined d thread.
U r d 1 dat didnt c it.

Walexz02: I will never pay 2 kill........lai-lai

can u kil by urself?
Re: What's That Thing You Can Never Use Your Money To Buy? by Bzoe(f): 8:41pm On Aug 11, 2012
i can't really cos things dat i believe i can't do, i find myself doing dem
Re: What's That Thing You Can Never Use Your Money To Buy? by OkikiOluwa1(m): 7:24am On Aug 12, 2012
Bzoe: i can't really cos things dat i believe i can't do, i find myself doing dem
hm! Can u tell 1 of dem?
Re: What's That Thing You Can Never Use Your Money To Buy? by onegig(m): 6:09pm On Mar 18, 2013
There's no specific way to define how to live a life. Just do what works well for yourself. 2012. | | * You can become what you can't be in real life when you act a play. 2012

Wow!...if this is your quotes...then i guess you need to do more.

Quote and wise sayings are apt and straight to the point. Yours is kinda not well articulated...Just my thought bro..

Let me help rephrase it for you...

There's no specific way to define how to live a life, best is to do what works well for you.
Re: What's That Thing You Can Never Use Your Money To Buy? by OkikiOluwa1(m): 6:37pm On Mar 26, 2013
onegig:

Wow!...if this is your quotes...then i guess you need to do more.

Quote and wise sayings are apt and straight to the point. Yours is kinda not well articulated...Just my thought bro..

Let me help rephrase it for you...

There's no specific way to define how to live a life, best is to do what works well for you.
thank you
Re: What's That Thing You Can Never Use Your Money To Buy? by Jochebed7(f): 7:29pm On Mar 26, 2013
what dyu mean by second hand woman? On d topic, cant spend ma money on eyelash extensions and very high stiletto heels
Re: What's That Thing You Can Never Use Your Money To Buy? by Lagusta(m): 8:24pm On Mar 26, 2013
I can never use my money to gamble, lailai!!!!
Re: What's That Thing You Can Never Use Your Money To Buy? by blidz2(m): 12:21am On Mar 27, 2013
Okiki_Oluwa: Hey peeps, what's that thing that pisses you off & you can never use your money to buy? I have a top 10
list of mine.
Honestly I can't spend my money on any of these things. They are;
1. I ll never use my money to buy brand new notes (money) Some people buy new money inother to spend them during parties.

2. I ll never use my money to marry a 2nd hand woman.

3. I ll never use my money to watch Manchester United play football.

4. I ll never spend my money on Bleaching Creams.

5. I ll never buy a Branded Outfits of another celebrity. Me sef be star. I ll rather wear a cloth branded 4 me.

6. I ll never spend my money on Public Toilets.

7. I ll never spend on Sex or Asewo (Either long time or short time).

8. I ll never use my money to watch a Stripper.

9. If I m a Lady, I ll never buy a 2nd hand Bra or pant. Lmao!

10. I ll never spend my money on Alcohols.

Whats that thing that you can never spend your money on?
Please add yours.
na poverty dey worrey you
Re: What's That Thing You Can Never Use Your Money To Buy? by OkikiOluwa1(m): 10:52am On Mar 27, 2013
Jochebed_7: what dyu mean by second hand woman
woman already used by another man.
blidz2:
na poverty dey worrey you
and you can't use your poverty stricken brain to post a meaningful comment or just walk into the midst of some militants in Porthacourt. Ewu of Rumukoro!
Re: What's That Thing You Can Never Use Your Money To Buy? by Jochebed7(f): 12:21pm On Mar 27, 2013
so u're looking for a virgin. Hope u are virgin too.
Re: What's That Thing You Can Never Use Your Money To Buy? by OkikiOluwa1(m): 5:08pm On Mar 27, 2013
Jochebed_7: so u're looking for a virgin.
r u a virgin?
Re: What's That Thing You Can Never Use Your Money To Buy? by Jochebed7(f): 9:36pm On Mar 27, 2013
Whether i am or am not is not really a point of interest. No b me post say i no fit take ma money marry second hand watever. Just askd dat cos it will b hypocritical of u to want one when u ar not. By d way, how u want take know sef? Suppose she lies to u, on weddin nite u find out otherwise, will u divorce/ask 4 refund?
Re: What's That Thing You Can Never Use Your Money To Buy? by Candywendy(f): 11:27am On Mar 28, 2013
Jochebed_7: Whether i am or am not is not really a point of interest. No b me post say i no fit take ma money marry second hand watever. Just askd dat cos it will b hypocritical of u to want one when u ar not. By d way, how u want take know sef? Suppose she lies to u, on weddin nite u find out otherwise, will u divorce/ask 4 refund?
no mind him jare!
Re: What's That Thing You Can Never Use Your Money To Buy? by OkikiOluwa1(m): 1:50pm On Mar 28, 2013
Jochebed_7: Whether i am or am not is not really a point of interest. No b me post say i no fit take ma money marry second hand watever. Just askd dat cos it will b hypocritical of u to want one when u ar not. By d way, how u want take know sef? Suppose she lies to u, on weddin nite u find out otherwise, will u divorce/ask 4 refund?
see I not just into 'Tokunbo' things. Wether na women, cars or electronics.
Candywendy: no mind him jare!
nwayi oma, ke kwanu?
Re: What's That Thing You Can Never Use Your Money To Buy? by OkikiOluwa1(m): 1:51pm On Mar 28, 2013
Candywendy: no mind him jare!
Re: What's That Thing You Can Never Use Your Money To Buy? by sweetjuice(f): 10:28pm On Apr 29, 2013
No 1,4. High turn off 4me.

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