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Re: Nld Action Film*****season 4 by efuah(f): 4:46pm On Dec 06, 2007
efuah walks in majestically. . . everyone fell flat on the ground n start chanting:
MAY YOU LIVE LONG O! QUEEN
MAY YOU LIVE LONG O! QUEEN

she saw some men in black trying to be rude, grabs someone's revolver n shoot them all dead! grin grin grin grin tongue
Re: Nld Action Film*****season 4 by mellow(m): 4:53pm On Dec 06, 2007
That is nothing but Film trick. I can see them laughing their heart off.

But never mind I just shot their freaking ass off on your behalf with

my Russian made AK 74.
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Re: Nld Action Film*****season 4 by saucekid(m): 5:26pm On Dec 06, 2007
*impounds mellow's AK 47*

sets him up for the electric chair grin grin grin
gives effuah a diplomatic handshake and removes her from harm's way

aint i a saint?? wink wink
Re: Nld Action Film*****season 4 by mellow(m): 5:32pm On Dec 06, 2007
No you are a sinner. You roast children up for breakfast remember?

Just remeoved my outer skin and i am made fresh once again above death.

Drag Saltkit by the neck like a lamb to the slaughter and hands him over to

abertoir owner who incidentally is an nkwa man and he is used for human

berbecue to be fed to the PRISONERS OF WAR.
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Re: Nld Action Film*****season 4 by slitty: 5:48pm On Dec 06, 2007
*sneaks in for a little action, shoots mellow in the groin then sneaks out again
Re: Nld Action Film*****season 4 by saucekid(m): 5:52pm On Dec 06, 2007
i see ya, slittiey cheesy cheesy cheesy
*nice one*
@ mellow,

never mess with a man's lady
Re: Nld Action Film*****season 4 by gunpoint(m): 5:53pm On Dec 14, 2007
angry  angry  angry Sauce kid, so you're good lika this??  smiley  angry  angry  angry
   You hv 1 but 1 option, join my cause or hang!!!  angry  angry  angry
  You'll hv 2 start as a Private though, you're not worthy of any consession!! angry  angry  angry
  But at least u get to liv  angry   angry   angry

  So young man, d choose is u!!!  angry   angry   angry   angry   angry   angry

Re: Nld Action Film*****season 4 by topeteadr(m): 1:36pm On Dec 15, 2007
TT uses a complete charge of c4 to take saucekid out once and 4 all.
Re: Nld Action Film*****season 4 by topeteadr(m): 1:37pm On Dec 15, 2007
TT uses a complete charge of c4 to take saucekid out once and 4 all.
Re: Nld Action Film*****season 4 by saucekid(m): 3:01pm On Dec 15, 2007
pours a complete truckload of water on the c4,it turns to powered muck grin grin grin

*sets ambush for gunpoint*his own don dey too much
Re: Nld Action Film*****season 4 by topeteadr(m): 4:49pm On Dec 15, 2007
*when da water touched the c4 the c4 xploded thus blasting kid into da open air, and his pieces where nowhere 2 be found.*
Re: Nld Action Film*****season 4 by saucekid(m): 5:27pm On Dec 15, 2007
@ tt,

you too like film trick c4 doesnt explode when in contact with water
Re: Nld Action Film*****season 4 by topeteadr(m): 5:47pm On Dec 15, 2007
Well this one actually does.
Re: Nld Action Film*****season 4 by saucekid(m): 6:38pm On Dec 15, 2007
i'd suggest you stopped seeing too many sci.fic movies

*they're frying ur brain son*
Re: Nld Action Film*****season 4 by topeteadr(m): 12:45am On Dec 16, 2007
Ok saucekid, i'll do as said.
Re: Nld Action Film*****season 4 by clemcykul(f): 3:31pm On Dec 18, 2007
*walks in happily and humming to self, storm is over, storm is over now, i can see the sunshine somwhere beyund the skies grin grin grin grin grin*
guys u know what gunpoint is dead! cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy geee grin
its time to be merry, the sadist is no more grin grin grin he died as a result of taut muscles in the forehead grin grin grin

cimmon guys lets be merry grin
Re: Nld Action Film*****season 4 by tessybaby(f): 3:51pm On Dec 18, 2007
dis calls for celbration
brings out some champagne and glasses
Re: Nld Action Film*****season 4 by slitty: 4:00pm On Dec 18, 2007
NOOOOOOOOOOO, this can't be or can it?

*takes a sip of champange* *are you sure it wasn't apples that killed him?*
Re: Nld Action Film*****season 4 by Migines(m): 4:04pm On Dec 18, 2007
Nor drink shampane if u knw deep down 4 ur belle say u never drink am b4 o. Hn, if not he go backfire 4 ur yansh.
Re: Nld Action Film*****season 4 by saucekid(m): 4:57pm On Dec 18, 2007
champagne no dey sweet. . . . . . .

barman (TT) give me udeme *the great man*
Re: Nld Action Film*****season 4 by topeteadr(m): 6:32pm On Dec 18, 2007
Mix sh¡t wit urine an adds ketchup 2 it, then sprays it wit raid. Bottles it nd gives it 2 saucekid.
Re: Nld Action Film*****season 4 by ademiller(f): 4:38pm On Dec 20, 2007
r we seriously acting what is on the script so far? undecided undecided undecidedHope this hits the Nigerian box office.
Re: Nld Action Film*****season 4 by topeteadr(m): 12:33am On Dec 21, 2007
How is that

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