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its a live soccer match between the guys and ladies of nairaland jokes section.Remember this match is FIFA and NFF sanctioned.

GUYS TEAM SHEET
[color=#000099]Goalkeepers:Onyeasi(warri wolves), Lilkech(sunshine stars), fluid26(clubless)
defenders:toygod(udinese), sutoboy(tp mazembe) radar5(wigan),lalaosky(esperance), mr cork(bayern munich), element G(Clubless), new bin(real madrid) bashy demy(Enyimba),t-smooth(clubless)
midfielders:bushy-anus(cotton sport), homar(bayern munich), el guapo(tottenham),afam4ever(juventus), el dav(manchester city), ekeroyal(el ahly), jozingmaster(kotoko)
strikers:bin Gbagbo(Barcelona), bunmioguns(chelsea), donkollione(clubless), mikuz(AC milan), honeric1(etoile du sahel)

headcoach:seun[/color][/color]


LADIES TEAM SHEET
Goalkeepers:Bright(clubless),Mukina(lobi stars),vivly(espanyol)
defenders:idowuogbo(enugu rangers), dyt(arsenal),booqee(chelsea),dani1luv (al sadd),efulefu1(shalke 04),tinkybabe(fc porto), bella3(ASEC)
midfielders:jackpot(clubless), efemena xy(benfica), vicky (sundowns),swtchicgurl(flamingo),labaks(africa sports), freecocoa(arsenal),mayreedoll(newcastle),cynderella(liverpool), araregem(shooting stars)
strikers:BIGVAJINA(barcelona),lisa1(clubless), rokiatu(arsenal) slimyem(cotton sports)

headcoach:born2fuck


Referee:MOGUL.O(SUDAN)

INJURY LIST, GUYS: Exponental,cabsso, itbomb, airbender, c-baba,realsammie,jeezybuck,chux76, ode remo

INJURY LIST LADIES:adachizi,vinkolo, yinka etc

come one come all

Wetin i go catch? ball abi boobsqee bosoom?

bin, what bout girls team sheet?

Lwkmd4h...my ribs o...dustbin u dey madt ni?....me lala, an espearnance playa?..u dey madt!!..olosh!..oya correct am to manchester united superstar...if u do dat i guarantee u, i will score sotey we will win countless trophies evn boobsqee booby join...
I don laff taya..u b fake jokes presido for real...list dem female own and make sure u change my club and put switchicgurl or boobsqee as my direct opponent..i need to do some touching and suckin to ginger this tough match

booqee: bin, what bout girls team sheet?

its been updated. . .check!

Can't remember been sold to chelsea. I'm for Man'U! what rubbish?!

when is d game starting anyway??

booqee: Can't remember been sold to chelsea. I'm for Man'U! what rubbish?!

when is d game starting anyway??

have u forgotten you were loaned to man u in january for sexual misconduct when u were caught in the bathroom nnaked with sir alex


anyway, kick-off is 2pm sharp. we are still looking for sponsors

bin gbagbo:


its been updated. . .check!

guy change my team to manchester united or else i ruff evwrybody for this pitch...dis match no go hold walayi

booqee: Can't remember been sold to chelsea. I'm for Man'U! what rubbish?!

when is d game starting anyway??

evn crapgbo no wan put me for man u...na ojoro full im gene...no wonda he warms the bench of UEFAlonia

lalaosky:
guy change my team to manchester united or else i ruff evwrybody for this pitch...dis match no go hold walayi

man united dont want/need you. . . .or you want to join the ladies team??

bin gbagbo:

have u forgotten you were loaned to man u in january for sexual misconduct when u were caught in the bathroom nnaked with sir alex


anyway, kick-off is 2pm sharp. we are still looking for sponsors

foolish boi

bin gbagbo:

man united dont want/need you. . . .or you want to join the ladies team??

abeg put me dia..i need to hv a tatse of boobsqee milk refinery...but pls remove she.male jactpot b4 he r.apes me

hey bin gbagbo, i'm a barcelona fan and i play like messi no. 10 shirt! so change me to utility striker fast!

*jogging around the pitch in hot shorts and tops*

abeg,which one be cotton sports o?

swtchicgurl: hey bin gbagbo, i'm a barcelona fan and i play like messi no. 10 shirt! so change me to utility striker fast!

*jogging around the pitch in hot shorts and tops*

* pinches her nyaansh with my middle finger *

GUYS STARTING LINE UP:

1.FLUID26
2.LALAOSKY
3.BASHY-DEMY
4.T-SMOOTH
5.SUTOBOY
6.EL GUAPO
7.HOMAR
8.EKEROYAL
9.BIN GBAGBO (CAPTAIN)
10.BUNMIOGUNS
11.MIKUZ

HEAD COACH: SEUN

FORMATION: 4-4-2


Hm, i wonder how the ladies can beat this team oooo!

bin gbagbo:

* pinches her nyaansh with my middle finger *

*gives him a slap*

oya lets the match start jhoor!

swtchicgurl:

*gives him a slap*

oya lets the match start jhoor!

kick off has been shifted to 5pm because the organisers want the game to be played under floodlight, but remember the match is live on NTA and supersports 0

why postponed nah??! i'm so ready for the game!!! mtchew!
*pulls off my bump short and my crop top in anger!*

Oooom. Y must i play for espanyol. Am a core chelsea fan. But anyway, let d match begin.






Btw. Can i play topless? Plsssssss

Vivly: Oooom. Y must i play for espanyol. Am a core chelsea fan. But anyway, let d match begin.






Btw. Can i play topless? Plsssssss

sure

LADIES STARTING LINE-UP

1.VIVLY
2.BELLA3
3.DANI1LUV
4.IDOWUOGBO
5.BOOQEE
6.JACKPOT
7.SWTCHICGURL
8.EFEMENA XY
9.BIGVAGINA
10.VICKY
11.SLIMYEM

HEAD COACH: BORN2FUCK


FORMATION: 9-0-1

KICK-OFF IS 5PM UNDER FLOOD LIGHT, dont forget to come with your NOKIA TOUCH.

*loosens belt. Unbutton shirt, yawns, removes shirt.*
pls help me wit d bra

Vivly: *loosens belt. Unbutton shirt, yawns, removes shirt.*
pls help me wit d bra

* gets close to her, gently removes the black bra. . .sees two standing balls with black points. . .heheehehe. . .holds them. . . .faints!*

^^^ is dis a football match or sexuality chat?! mtchewwww

chai, dis match go tough dye.. . . I go see plenty bobby press. . . .abeg Bin, i wan play d same wing wit dt girl dem Boo.bsq.ee

bin gbagbo:
LADIES STARTING LINE-UP

1.VIVLY
2.BELLA3
3.DANI1LUV
4.IDOWUOGBO
5.BOOQEE
6.JACKPOT
7.SWTCHICGURL
8.EFEMENA XY
9.BIGVAGINA
10.VICKY
11.SLIMYEM

HEAD COACH: BORN2FUCK


FORMATION: 9-0-1

KICK-OFF IS 5PM UNDER FLOOD LIGHT, dont forget to come with your NOKIA TOUCH.

bingbagbo i wan play for di guys.

BIGVAJINA:


bingbagbo i wan play for di guys.

please we dont need your big thing in out team

bin gbagbo:


* gets close to her, gently removes the black bra. . .sees two standing balls with black points. . .heheehehe. . .holds them. . . .faints!*

*removes his hand, grabs my shirt, run to switchicgirl for cover*

kick off time, referee's whistle goes and bunmi passes the ball to me, i beat one man, beat bigvajina, dribble pass vicky who falls on the pitch, beat dani, comes face to face with booqee, beats her but brings me down with her big booobs. . .referee whistles for penaaltyyyy!!!!

bin gbagbo loses penalty!

i recover the ball and dribbles past five defenders frm mid-field like messi and scores!

GOOOAAAALLLLLL!

*referee: amazing goal frm swtchicgurl!*

passes the ball to bunmi, bunmi passes back to me, still inside the centre circle, shoots, its a goàaaaaaal!!!


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