An illiterate driver was coming to lagos for the 1st time.When he got a check piont, he was asked to park.
He applied the brake but couldn't stop on time. When the police man came the following dialogue ensued:

Police: I asked u to stop, why did u stop very far
Drive: But I told u i am come
Police: That is a wrong sentence. The correct thing to say is "I was come"

They both started arguing who was right.And was on this when the DPO was passing.He decided to stop & find out what's gwa

After an explanation from the driver the DPO said:
DPO: u both are wrong. The correct reply is "I would came"

They continued the arguement on who was right when the Commisioner came to the scene.After his findings, he decided to correct them all
Commissioner: The correct answer " I have came"

They continued on this arguement when the IG drove in and said.
IG: Next time u should say " I am caming"

oma run down,na naija police u dey yab like dat abi

I waz laughing like i had never done b4 until i opened this page.

yes ooo my brother the joke dry pass sahara desert, try other areas, this one no be yur calling

Uhm. . .when r we supposed to laugh?*scratching head*

@dele

right after omen dies

_{*shoots omen in the head*}

you'all can laff now.

titosantin:

yes ooo my brother the joke dry pass sahara desert, try other areas, this one no be yur calling

O boy, Joke can't be my calling cos it can't feed me. Beside ur mouth dey smell after 7months of neglect

dele9000:

Uhm. . .when r we supposed to laugh?*scratching head*

maybe next season?

A predicted joke

ohhhhhhhhhhhh
stumbled into the wrong place
bye
_{rush out sharply}

yo migines, he is tryin, encourage him, anyways heard that jokes frm ma cousins but in a school setting