Just wondering....

If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use. Toothpicks?

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

Do Lipton Tea employees take 'coffee breaks?

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? ?

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, then doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?


‪‪Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a racecar is not called a racist?

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

If people from Poland are called Poles,then why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

Why do croutons come in airtight packages?Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?

Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety-one?

Question.....................If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?