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Aboki Explains Accident by realsammie(m): 8:06am On Jul 18, 2012 |
Abu, a driver who survived in a tragic accident which rendered 49 people dead at the spot was remanded in police custody to assist in police investigation... Abu interrogated Policeman: ...So Massa, how did you end up killing 49 people? Abu: I was driving @80km/h when I saw two men crossing the road. On the other side, a wedding was taking place. I hit the brakes but they failed, so I had to make a choice; either hit the two men or run into the wedding party. Policeman: Hit the two men of course! Abu: exactly, We think alike ooo! but after hitting one, the other man escaped into the wedding party, so I went after him. 4 Likes |
Re: Aboki Explains Accident by JojoArmani(m): 8:56am On Jul 18, 2012 |
hahhahahahahahhahahahaha Lwkmd. U try wella. More pls. |
Re: Aboki Explains Accident by Nobody: 1:27pm On Jul 18, 2012 |
Lolest |
Re: Aboki Explains Accident by Nobody: 1:29pm On Jul 18, 2012 |
i l;ugh for this 1 |
Re: Aboki Explains Accident by Nobody: 1:32pm On Jul 18, 2012 |
~vicky~: Ok oooooooo! |
Re: Aboki Explains Accident by haruna1970(m): 3:24pm On Jul 18, 2012 |
funny... |
Re: Aboki Explains Accident by Nobody: 7:10pm On Jul 18, 2012 |
MOGUL.O: come stop following me am not twitter 1 Like |
Re: Aboki Explains Accident by realsammie(m): 7:30pm On Jul 18, 2012 |
~vicky~:so vicky i fit make u laugh? but come to think of it, iam stil a bachelor. |
Re: Aboki Explains Accident by Nobody: 7:42pm On Jul 18, 2012 |
realsammie: ok o am married to |
Re: Aboki Explains Accident by Topewealth: 10:27pm On Jul 18, 2012 |
Gosh! Dz is damn funny, thumbs up dear! |
Re: Aboki Explains Accident by realsammie(m): 10:52pm On Jul 18, 2012 |
~vicky~:mikuz ke?dat guy na spirit oh COME let me show u em em....u knw now |
Re: Aboki Explains Accident by Emmy9ite(m): 11:36pm On Jul 18, 2012 |
I laugh in japanese! My guy u cud have made d part of aboki man 'hausalish' something like 'fifu' and za rest. |
Re: Aboki Explains Accident by Vinzz(m): 11:59pm On Jul 18, 2012 |
Nice one! I laugh so tee my PC dropped and I didn't notice it |
Re: Aboki Explains Accident by Nobody: 12:08am On Jul 19, 2012 |
~vicky~: Can you blame him? |
Re: Aboki Explains Accident by Jakestar(m): 1:09am On Jul 19, 2012 |
Vinzz: Nice one! I laugh so tee my PC dropped and I didn't notice itI pity u. . Keep laughing it up and u go end up without a pc. |
Re: Aboki Explains Accident by realsammie(m): 1:26am On Jul 19, 2012 |
Vinzz: Nice one! I laugh so tee my PC dropped and I didn't notice itu sure say no be chinko phone u dey use. |
Re: Aboki Explains Accident by PaulJohn1: 1:42am On Jul 19, 2012 |
realsammie: Never know say chinko phone don advance to dey open Nairaland. |
Re: Aboki Explains Accident by StarrMatthieu: 2:38am On Jul 19, 2012 |
Very nice! |
Re: Aboki Explains Accident by kodylicky(f): 8:54am On Jul 19, 2012 |
lol |
Re: Aboki Explains Accident by Nobody: 1:00pm On Jul 19, 2012 |
realsammie:lolz, na nokia torch hin dey use |
Re: Aboki Explains Accident by Nobody: 1:16pm On Jul 19, 2012 |
realsammie: hmmm what is em em ...u knw now | |
Re: Aboki Explains Accident by realsammie(m): 4:21pm On Jul 19, 2012 |
~vicky~:wetin nw.. na pickin u be |
Re: Aboki Explains Accident by Nobody: 5:14pm On Jul 19, 2012 |
realsammie: hahahahahah u no serious 0 |
Re: Aboki Explains Accident by Nobody: 6:14pm On Jul 19, 2012 |
Hmm! , have a high five with me poster! Nice one. |
Re: Aboki Explains Accident by Nobody: 6:24pm On Jul 19, 2012 |
Very one track mind |
Re: Aboki Explains Accident by galadima77(m): 7:49pm On Aug 08, 2012 |
am so impressed....hahahahahaha. We got so much talents in naija. God bless those of u who fear HIM. |
Re: Aboki Explains Accident by nannyo(f): 8:18pm On Sep 27, 2012 |
U really got me laughing |
Re: Aboki Explains Accident by dlex21(m): 9:30pm On Sep 27, 2012 |
Funny indeed!!! |
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