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Help by kaka23(f): 2:57pm On Dec 06, 2007
l know this is not the forum 4 what l want to post but could some one call this no and tell him that if l commit succide becos of him he wont find it funny 08037102238
Re: Help by brownsilk(f): 3:06pm On Dec 06, 2007
pls whats ur name, so i can make more sense when i call him and his name
Re: Help by stefykarl: 3:25pm On Dec 06, 2007
am in view of wat the the other person said, lets know ur name and where u stay so we would know what to tell him and who you are. and pls before u commit the suicide u get anything u fit keep for us when we come for the burial? so we wld knw how to distribute them
Re: Help by kaka23(f): 3:34pm On Dec 06, 2007
he is known as onwa and i am nkem
Re: Help by dele9000(m): 3:53pm On Dec 06, 2007
U need a gun?
Re: Help by inze(m): 6:46pm On Dec 06, 2007
dele9000:

You need a gun?

that wasn't funny.
Re: Help by Migines(m): 7:59pm On Dec 06, 2007
@kaka
send me #1000 crdt and amma ice him. Believe me.
Re: Help by topeteadr(m): 8:13pm On Dec 06, 2007
Just make me ur next of kin in all ur inheritance.
Re: Help by Phiniter(m): 11:12am On Dec 10, 2007
nd tell me about your landed property, lets negotiate now,
Re: Help by olueva: 3:28pm On Dec 10, 2007
O girl u want to kill yourself, don't worry provide a cutlass for u, life sweet ooooooooooo.
Re: Help by saucekid(m): 3:35pm On Dec 10, 2007
*thinks,she wan kill sheself*
no froblem i go give you sleeping jazz,take one in the morning,when you sleep,na odaside you go wake up

but if nut
*send me N50 celtel recharge and i go samma the guy for you
Re: Help by topeteadr(m): 5:02pm On Dec 10, 2007
Saucekid, no put sandsand 4 my garri o!.
@poster dont mind them, commit the sucide and send me ur inheritance.
Re: Help by lekki2004(m): 11:47pm On Dec 10, 2007
let me know your worth in investments, then i'll let you know the easiest way to suicide wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink
Re: Help by topeteadr(m): 11:51pm On Dec 10, 2007
Lekki, u had better warn ur self. Wtf do u thing u're doing, the inheritance is mine, final.
Re: Help by Nobody: 1:31am On Dec 11, 2007
OMFG. . . . i couldn't stop laughing. . .you guys are funny cheesy

@ post, at the same time

poster, eya cry
Re: Help by Uzzyan: 1:39am On Dec 11, 2007
Nk take am easy. Life is short and u want to make it shorter abag borro mi the remainin make i join am for the one wee i get e go help mi get plenty pension abeg.
Re: Help by topeteadr(m): 9:25am On Dec 11, 2007
@last post guy/gal, u bad oh.
Well all i need is the inheritance.

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